Alan🎈

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[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨BREAKING: First unofficial gameplay footage from Indian Simulator has been leaked.

[Alan🎈 @AlpenDEV]

@FabianoSolana It was the worst TGE ever

[Brokeman @lastbrokeman]

Be Fabiano:
>March 2025, Playsolana team contacts you to help in marketing their PSG1 device
>You charge them 3000$ and proceed to make bullish tweets, hyping them
>Your tweets are fundamentally unrealistic, but you don't care about your followers; so you go ahead anyway
1/5

[fabiano.sol @FabianoSolana]

This guy lost over $10K farming Play Solana's Airdrop:

He bought:
- 53x Player1 (~$6,000)
- 53x Player2 (free)
- 41x Player2 (~$5,000)
- 10x PSG1 (~$3,000)
- Presale (~$10,000)

What he got?

$10,000 + $3,600 (presale). Now worth $2,700

NEVER PAY FOR AIRDROPS

[Alan🎈 @AlpenDEV]

@Swatch Too late. Stores closed for hours

[Alan🎈 @AlpenDEV]

@FabianoSolana I was at Biel, they never ever had 300. Max after 150 was sold out

[Alan🎈 @AlpenDEV]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Intel $INTC surges over 15% on report it will make chips for Apple $AAPL devices.

[Alan🎈 @AlpenDEV]

@elcancillercom Más títulos que la duquesa de alba jaja

[Pavel Durov @durov]

41 kidnappings of crypto holders in France in 3.5 months of 2026.

Why?

🥖 French tax officials selling crypto owners' data to criminals (Ghalia C.) + massive tax database leaks.

Now the state also wants IDs and private messages of social media users.

More data = More victims.

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

Piers - I love you but it didn’t work out too well for you last time… start by taking back London and reestablishing freedom of speech. Just a suggestion… 🤣

[Alan🎈 @AlpenDEV]

@SolanaSensei Doctor bill

[Alan🎈 @AlpenDEV]

$INTC boom 💥

[Alan🎈 @AlpenDEV]

@Merval_Surf 🔥

[Alan🎈 @AlpenDEV]

@SolanaSensei Te sigo hace banda

[Benoit Dubosson @beniduboss]

I am so tired of the “Switzerland is just evil bankers hiding elite money” narrative

Banking is only about 5% of Swiss GDP

Pharma is bigger, at 5.8%, fyi we account for 10.5% of global pharmaceutical exports

Manufacturing is around 24%

We also rank #1 in innovation world wide

Oh and we also have the only real democracy in the world

The issue is that the foreigners view of Switzerland and its economy is plagued by it’s image…

No sorry but it isn’t just Zurich and Geneva carrying a country of cows and ski chalets where inhabitants produce chocolate and expensive watches

Zurich canton, aka the state of Zurich, produces roughly 18% of Swiss GDP with about 18% of the population

Geneva produces about 8% of GDP with only 5.9% of the population

The reality is that the country is full of small towns with industrial and service bases that employ people locally and sustain entire regions

Take Monthey, where I grew up. It’s a city of around 15,000 people, yet it holds one of the largest contiguous chemical site in Europe:

2,000 people on site daily, with names like Ciba, BASF, Huntsman, Sun Chemical, and Syngenta. For Syngenta, largest crop protection producer in the world, Monthey is a globally important production hub

That site is also where the world famous Ferrari red pigment was invented

That’s the real Switzerland

Small places quietly making world-class things, and the system works:

My father grew up on a rural farm, couldn’t get a higher education. To give my family a better life he got a job at Syngenta working night shifts as a factory worker. 20y later he still works there, but now he moved up to a coordinator role in charge of a part of manufacturing where he leads a team of 20.

There aren’t many places where you can leave school at 14, spend your whole life as an employee, never invest a cent beyond your retirement savings, and still work your way from the lower class into a very comfortable middle-class life

2 months ago, I took the day off to join my dad as he picked up his Porsche Taycan 4S. Sure, it was secondhand and around 120k off sticker, but for someone who grew up waking up at 4:30 to milk cows before school, then back to work again after class, and never had a vacation until he met my mom in his mid-20s, it’s an extraordinary milestone

The state covered my healthcare until I was 20, and it quite literally saved my life, I would not be here otherwise

Swiss taxpayers spent roughly CHF 18 million keeping me alive, and a big part of what drives me is the desire to repay that debt by becoming a net positive for my country

And yes, of course Switzerland made real moral compromises during WWII, but for the love of god consider the situation it was in

Judging those choices without looking at a map is deeply unserious: by 1940 Switzerland was effectively surrounded by Axis-controlled territory, so neutrality was a survival strategy under extreme pressure, not some claim to moral purity lol. So yes, the Swiss National Bank bought gold from Nazi Germany. The real question is not whether compromises happened, but if survival ended and complicity began. It’s very easy to moralize about clean choices once the war is over and someone else had to live through the alternatives…

If you are going to criticize Switzerland, do it where criticism is deserved

Lastly, before calling Switzerland cowardly for neutrality, remember that Pope Julius II founded the Swiss Guard in 1506 because Swiss mercenaries were the best in the world and had a reputation for loyalty and military effectiveness. Five centuries later we are still protecting the Pope btw

Next time instead of taking about our big bad banks, talk about: our factories, our labs, our medicines, our engineering, or the diplomacy, the humanitarian work and so on

Oh and look at your own countries actions before having the audacity to criticize others…

[Alan🎈 @AlpenDEV]

@wisepagan Gm

[Wise Pagan @wisepagan]

Just opened the PLAYfire Club DAO ^_^ looking for members 🤓 everyone welcome to join 🔥🔥

Join on Discord https://t.co/czRCVFIduX

[Alan🎈 @AlpenDEV]

@jussy_world You still hold your $PLAY jussy?

[Alan🎈 @AlpenDEV]

@playsolana It looks like your head cheerleader is losing faith. 📉 $PLAY