AlphDoesThings

Future screenwriter and Director. Also Canadian eh.

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@lporiginalg You can’t be serious. You’re defending Uwe Boll film.

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@DinardTheSilly

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@BoyIceManB @Derangeddoomer I’m not a furrie

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@MKSolid82 @TheCinesthetic

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@VinnyVinesauce Kinda also looks like Jarvis Cocker from Pulp.

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"One of the things that gave me the most confidence in trying to make a film was seeing all the lousy films that I saw. Because I sat there and thought, well, I don’t know a goddamn thing about movies, but I know I can make a film better than that."

- Stanley Kubrick

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@PunchingCat Honestly, the biggest question here is why someone is playing Metroid Other M in 2026.

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@Gertywood5 @vashikoo He killed himself because he had cancer

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@SavageKid5027 Fuck, I actually can’t tell if this is rage bait or not.

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@donuh1d @DiscussingFilm

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@ChannelAwesome @WalterCulture Even if I didn’t already know your age, I could already tell that you’re an '80s kid just from your ranking.

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@AntiRoleModel @DiscussingFilm haven’t seen that show. I just remember The Wire's last episode being the length of a film.

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@NoContextBrits I love how everyone’s giving different answers in the comments, even though, given what the account‘s name is, it’s obviously Noel and Liam Gallagher from Oasis

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@DudespostingWs And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die

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@imagesaicouldnt

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@rramezzz @Howlingmutant0 “Israel is controlled by Jews” no shit

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@stcrgiirling You’re all fuckin plebs

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