if a woman tells you you have “nice hands” she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send
This morning I saw a man I befriend at a bar last week, only this time I was in a bus and he was cycling down Waterloo bridge next to me. Did I tap the bus window more than once? Yes. Did he see me? No😩
If I think about sex with men one more time today I swear I’m going to cry
I just want to hug Jack Black or a Pedro Pascal-y dude, basically hug a bear-man archetype
Tell me why there’s an option to put “deep chats” as one of your interests on your bumble profile??
“Oh I’m sorry, I don’t want to talk tv and series interests, tell me the one secret you swore you’d never ever tell”
@Grivia_ I think if it had to be any of the siblings I’d rather it be Kendall, but this was so satisfying nonetheless
It was like watching the most sensible, cyclical doomsday for a family