Real Alpha Dealers

IF YOU DON'T PLAY TO WIN, DON'T PLAY AT ALL | PRIVATE DAO 🛑

[Real Alpha Dealers @AlphaDealers]

no more when.

[Solana Sensei @SolanaSensei]

WHEN $SOL GETS TO $500

Big Mac Meal = 0.02 SOL
AirPods Max = 1 SOL
iPhone 15 Pro = 2.5 SOL
MacBook Pro = 6.4 SOL
Rolex GMT Master = 28 SOL
Tesla Model S = 148 SOL
Nice apartment = 410 SOL
Lamborghini Urus = 459 SOL
G-wagon Brabus = 610 SOL

[Real Alpha Dealers @AlphaDealers]

$W

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

BREAKING: @solana DEFI TVL BREAKS $1.9 BILLION

[Real Alpha Dealers @AlphaDealers]

STAKE. GET AIRDROP. REPEAT

[meow @weremeow]

EVERYONE IS EXCITED ABOUT CIRCULATING SUPPLY BUT PLZ READ THE ACCOUNTABILITY STUFF WE SPENT INSANE TIME ON THAT

[meow @weremeow]

If you are going to mint an nft, and everyone has been asking for wen new standard, you might as well create a new nft standard.

Right???

Anyway check out the WNS 0.00 standard here, it’s an extremely lightweight standard based on Token2022 for max compatibility and ease of adoption.

https://t.co/StQc2v1GqG

WNS 0.01 will be proposed soon to the community, led by @luketruitt and informed by lots of top engineering brains in Solana.

[Magic Eden 🪄 @MagicEden]

Think we’d forget about our Solana OGs?

Retroactive Diamond Drop coming Feb 2nd.

Rewarding past activity going all the way back to 2021.

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

NEW: @solana MEMECOIN $WEN (@wenwencoin) ISOLATED POOL GOES LIVE ON @marginfi

NOTE: DO NOT CLICK ON MALICIOUS LINKS IN THE REPLIES

[DEGEN NEWS @DegenerateNews]

BREAKING: @JupiterExchange LFG LAUNCHPAD TO LAUNCH @OvolsNFT-MANAGED MEMECOIN $WEN (@wenwencoin) ON 26TH JAN 10AM EST

[Real Alpha Dealers @AlphaDealers]

mint or fade? wdyt?

[Real Alpha Dealers @AlphaDealers]

@AlphaDealers

[Real Alpha Dealers @AlphaDealers]

@AlphaDealers

[Jupiter @JupiterExchange]

Jupuary: 9 days away

JM space catdets! We have a very cool excitement coming up today that will very clearly show where the rest of Jupuary will unfold.

We have been working on this TOGETHER for a longggg time, so hope you are excited about the fruits of our common labor!

Who is the best community in crypto who builds, learns and cries together?

That's us! :D

[meow @weremeow]

People need to learn that I don't do psyops and i mean exactly what I say.

When I said we will commit to Solana in '23, we doubled down harder than anyone else.

When I said the JUP Promise is best price, best ux, best selection, we worked our ass off relentlessly for years to build the best exchange in defi.

When I said that the Jupiter strategy will be best platform, best community and best memes, I will do everything i can to build all these 3 with the team, space catdets and ecosystem.

When i said i will mess with the cabal, you can bet that i will rally everyone i need to rally to build alliances and ecosystems to make sure the meta does not fall under them.

When i said that i believe that new money systems are the only way to solve the most intractable world problems like hunger and inequality, you can expect me to aggressively experiment with the needed money social systems to do, criticism be damned.

When i say i will mess up, you can be sure that i will fuck up a lot.

Basically, please take me at my word, no more, no less.

So if i say zero?

I mean 0.

[Real Alpha Dealers @AlphaDealers]

--. --- --- -.. with @NodeAliens

[meow @weremeow]

@DefiSolar mockJUP is not a memecoin, it is a test token which does not even have memes. anyway, i am not launching a memecoin, it is not my project!

[Yaka Finance 🔱 - Degen's Paradise on Sei @YakaFinance]

YAKA's Testnet Campaign Stage 1 is live!

Dive into Swap & Liquidity activities, earn points, light up badges & climb the leaderboard.

Engage now for a chance to score future $YAKA #airdrop rewards.
👉🏼 https://t.co/NcVgw8O7mZ

[Real Alpha Dealers @AlphaDealers]

We eating.

[meow @weremeow]

Final mockJUP Statement:

mockJUP is a potato trying to be a planet, a pig trying to be a lion, and a survivor that refuses to go to zero despite my very best attempts to do so.

It is the only token whose community are not moonbois, but zerobois trying to get it to zero.

And not just zerobois, fucking loser zerobois who cannot even do the simple task of doing what so many other tokens have succeeded - going to zero.

It is not even a memecoin, it is literally just a test token whose only point now that the tests have ended is memories.

Since memories are in the eyes of the beholder, it is worth either zero or it is priceless. And this case, it should of course be zero, but this pig of a token refuses to go to zero FFS.

I have gotten so much shit from serious people for this mockJUP already, and they are all probably right and i totally messed up, but I am not sure what else i could do at this point.

In my defense, I did what i could already to try to get it to zero, including putting out a very very loud statement asking people to stfu and ride it to zero.

https://t.co/0HgAuz97SZ

But this pig is so stubborn and refuses to go to zero, no matter what i do.

Therefore, here are be my final words to mockJUP:

You are a symbol of all the testing we did for the first Jupuary, of not being afraid to mess up publicly (i mean you are a pig in lion costume), of a collective community trying to get ready and learn together and falling in love with the process, and about not worrying about what others think and embracing the chaos.

Thank you for all these great memories.
For an amazing experience for all of us.
We love you so much.
Now kindly go to zero.

Yours sincerely,
M