Hunter Nielsen🦖

UMU Alumnus

[Kyledren @Kyledren_]

Gordon Ramsay: IS THIS ICE FRESH OR FROZEN?
Chef: It's frozen chef
Gordon Ramsay: OH FUCK ME

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

#RallyTogether https://t.co/rslRA9uLRT

[Hunter Nielsen🦖 @AlphaDragon17]

@LexiMaffei Coulda ended up hitting the canela so coulda been worse 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Johnny Football will one day be bigger in Cleveland than his buddy LeBron ever was.

[D.J.THOMPSON @Dalton_AFarrier]

havin a lil dick must be expensive, you gotta buy a big truck, then lift it, then big tires, then a light bar and stacks and cummins stickers...personally id just buy the pills..

[__Liyah🌹 @amouurr_a]

Seniors in highschool: idk what I want to do yet, or how will I pay for college w/o getting loans

Army Recruiters:

[rocky love @tequilacowgirl]

[FRAT BATHROOM]

BOY: yeah it’s a little dirty in here but i’m a clean person all us brothers are

RAT USING URINAL: that’s true we all pitch in

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

when u say "how are you" at the same time as the applebees waitress

[Hunter Nielsen🦖 @AlphaDragon17]

@N8Heddleston @NatGeo You’re gonna wanna see what I bought just this morning.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

It was too hot outside so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead 🐸
https://t.co/xi8TXMNZz7

[Hunter Nielsen🦖 @AlphaDragon17]

@JROBB23WB Red.

[The Inital Outlaw @Phranchize19]

Kawhi Leonard after his 3rd game as a Raptor

[Hunter Nielsen🦖 @AlphaDragon17]

@JROBB23WB Red.

[Hailz @haillel]

“welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are ya”
“how tough am i?!” : https://t.co/FDyZRwZbrk

[Lifelong Suns Fan @mikelowkey]

BREAKING: LeBron James signs 4 year, $154 million contract with the Los Angeles Lakers.

Golden State:

[madi godwin 🍄 @madi_gr8]

friend: “when do you work next? i miss you”
me: