Alpha Female

Welcome to a world run by women

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

If your man is under 6 feet tall, that is not your man. That is a woman #AlphaFemale #Facts

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating Stupid Stupid Stupid

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

There’s been a lot of talk about deporting immigrants. There has not been nearly enough talk about deporting men #alcatraz #buildthewall #makethemenpayforit

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

Despite only accounting for 50% of our population, men account for 100% of our problems

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

need more male yearning #CodeAmelia

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

Just got the ick when I saw a man checking a bag. What do you need a checked bag for? Your panties? #AlphaFemale #LoveChrist

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

Only a male gaslighter would sanction an innocent football team. Bet 💛💙

#KhakisAreAcceptableOnHotMichiganMen

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

I hate men. Am I the asshole?

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

A man eating lunch indoors? Unacceptable. Go into the woods and rip that meat apart with your bare teeth you lazy cosmopolitan. #Provider #GetInTouchWithYourAnimalSide

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

The reason Oppenheimer made the bomb instead of a woman is that a woman would’ve made an actually good bomb and ended the world. They knew he was incompetent #MenAreUseless

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

Sex is a myth perpetuated by big cum

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

Tragic news, I’ve been diagnosed with BBD: Bad Bitch Disease. It is not curable #hopesandprayers #blessed #menarelowkeymediocre

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

#lovechrist

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

Men should not get hugs. Who do you need emotional support from? Your boyfriend? Get it together #lovejesus #malehugsaregay

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

Only a man would release a banger song like Mambo No. 5 without showing us Mambo 1-4. Classic male gatekeeping #eatpraylove #mencantcount

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

If you’re a man and you use Lyft instead of Uber. Just put on a skirt.

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

Idea for Jerr’s next forehead tattoo: “If found, return to 🗑”

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

Speaking to a man is like talking to a jar of toenails

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

Complaining to a woman is like expecting a little kid to help you with your problems.

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

Ladies sound off below: should men be allowed to go to renaissance fairs?

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

Men are not allowed to drink milkshakes. They are for ladies only. #MyMilkshakeBringsAllTheBoysToTheYard #ButYouCantHaveOne

[Alpha Female @AlphaFemaleReal]

Men who try and act all artsy in coffee shops are a different breed of nope. You are not a manic pixie dream boy. Your latte doesn’t make you quirky. Eat coffee beans raw like a man #lovechrist