The Alpha Lacrosse League

Paul’s mortal enemy.
We got $2.3 mil in funding, but didn’t make a twitter account 🤷‍♂️

Not the real account for the totally real league

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

@Longstick33 @danarestia Thanks for the mention, but wrong ALL. They haven’t bought their handle from me yet. Any day now…

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

@AJ_Ablog @danarestia @iamneilbarrett 👀

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

@danarestia I’m starting to think this guy has never revolutionized a pro sports league before…

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

Old news Dan, I already admitted we didn’t know how to reserve fields.

Still waiting on that buy out check @PaulRabil

[Dan Arestia @danarestia]

The ALL now has an Eventbrite link up for tickets to their January exhibition game. The tickets are free. The venue is listed as Celebration HS. I contacted the school, their AD confirmed the ALL has not booked the field, and the school has another event scheduled that day.

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids

[Michael Karvelis @MichaelKarvelis]

UPDATE: Tewaaraton has reached out to Alpha Lacrosse League after the controversial league posted a photo using the Tewaaraton name on a foundation, but they “haven’t received a response.” 😳

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

@mikeypowell22 @mnestler40 Mikey, we’re going to let this blow up in his face.

Even if he pays out the 1 year contracts, to all the players. His “capital” will be gone. With 10 fans a game, who’s going to re-invest?

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

Mean, but true.

[Graeme Perrow @GraemePerrow]

So this guy wanted to make a bunch of money and he decided a great way to do that would be to get involved in... lacrosse? There's your first clue this guy doesn't know what he's doing

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

@mikeypowell22 Time to get @mnestler40 on the case. Someone check if he’s still hungover and let’s get to work 🪖

[Dan Arestia @danarestia]

The next pro lacrosse league? An AI generated scam? A PLL G-League? I dug into the newly launched Alpha Lacrosse League to try and make sense of it all. Fair warning, this is a very long read.

https://t.co/5NwgEA7y5y

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

Dan, great article. I’m glad the fake ALL is being exposed.

The real ALL will reign supreme!

[Dan Arestia @danarestia]

The next pro lacrosse league? An AI generated scam? A PLL G-League? I dug into the newly launched Alpha Lacrosse League to try and make sense of it all. Fair warning, this is a very long read.

https://t.co/5NwgEA7y5y

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

The word is out. I’m the anonymous donor.

It cost me 1mil to keep the Millons from high tailing it to @SMULaxM

Check is definitely on the way guys, I’m good for it

[Virginia Men's Lacrosse @UVAMensLax]

🙌 Absolutely thrilled to announce that, thanks to an extraordinarily generous seven-figure gift from an anonymous donor, our program's existing scholarship obligations have been fulfilled!
https://t.co/ZDd0kiFZtt

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

That’s on par with the MLL atleast. I was running around making PB&Js for the Blaze as an intern trainer back in the day.

Had to keep Ratliff and @22classy happy!

[Jordie @jordiebarstool]

@mnestler40 Heard the tryout is going to be catered. @ALL_PROLAX

[doogs @d00gs]

Jake nailed this

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

They tried to start their own league funded by posiden financial. Paul shut that down.

[Nothing Near Post @Niner_m]

Who’s got a guess to what was electronically communicated?

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

If they can get this cheaper, every PE class in America would take this and run with it.

This would grow the game 10x any pro league could

[doogs @d00gs]

Great company. Great guys.

Hackees 🌕

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

@CTECOWBOY5 @KDTrey5 @WayneGretzky is that you?

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

No one’s paid here. Just doing God’s work.

You can Mikey can go flip sand

[CTEcowboy @CTECOWBOY5]

@ALL_PROLAX Paul rabil had to pay a PI and meme account to trash this league. He is scared. Remember that. He ruined the face off and I will not stand by and allow that

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

@CTECOWBOY5 Are you one of @KDTrey5’s burners?? That’s sick

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

@CTECOWBOY5 I’m sure 👍 too bad you’re not going to help the ALL take down the big bad Paul Rabil

[The Alpha Lacrosse League @AlphaLaxLeague]

@CTECOWBOY5 If you think for a second that the PLL felt threatened by this league, you sir, do not know ball