Stefan Hofmeister

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things, it’s called garbage can, not garbage can not. Remember that!

[Suryansh Tiwari @Suryanshti777]

The person who built Claude Code just showed exactly how to use it.

30 minutes. Free. Straight from Boris Cherny himself.

Most people using Claude daily are missing 40+ features hiding in plain sight.

This single session is worth more than any $500 course.

Bookmark this before you forget. 👇

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

One of the scariest moments of being a father is coming home to not one but three black sharpie caps on my office floor with no markers to be seen.

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

Sup @Venmo why is my business account unable to make payments? But I can receive payments? This is a paid service that doesn’t deliver. How can I fix this? Thanks

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

Hey @GradedGuard, I vend a decent amount of TCG shows, do you have any materials you could send me or that I could buy, we are the only vendor with your guards on display. Any help there?

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

@gmail thank you for the unsub button top of these spammy emails.

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

@EricLDaugh I’m done with paying taxes

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

2025-Year of the snake is kinda the worst. Can’t wait for this year to be over.
2026-Year of the horse 🐴 LFG 2026!!!

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

Hey @Whatnot how do I get my shop to be a premier shop. Also any way there’s a scheduled home page promotion we can get into.

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

Hey can we get a kids movie that doesn’t revolve around the dynamic of the child’s parents being deceased? It’s hard for me to relate

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

Hey @eBay can you address this? https://t.co/Guezn72mpr

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

I remember sitting with my dad watching Butch & Sundance many years ago, thinking this was a great movie. Robert will be missed.

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

So #diddy gets a wrist slap and no arrests made from the #EpsteinList. I wish I was more shocked. Everyone in power is corrupt, change my mind.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Woke Jesus

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

@gamestop so our Pokemon line at university mall Orem, was just disbanded. After a peaceful line of 27 were waiting for the store to open and sell the cards. They have chosen war, with a rush of 100+ at store open. Probably property damage and individuals being hurt.

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

#CanadaElections2025 #cdnpoli

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

How fast do you think till we see a .60¢ CAD. I give it 18 months. #cdnpoli #thanksboomers

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

The audacity of the East to even have an opinion on how the west makes money when they run perpetual deficits. #cdnpoli #VoteConservative

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

@LitXchangeApp Yeah buddy. Making investing for the people.

[Stefan Hofmeister @AlphaMeister]

After a lot of talk with Amanda I’ve decided to go to turkey for hair transplant therapy.