Brother Brothers

People fear what they don't understand & hate what they can't conquer, guess it's just the theory of man. @Nas

[Brother Brothers @AlphaMiz]

If it wasn't for the struggle then i wouldn't be me. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Every Morning Is A New Surprise 💕

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

They just rescued 163 kidnapped kids in underground cages with duct tape over their mouths from a human trafficking ring in Florida and it hasn’t been on the news once because it’s 3 white maga Christian dudes that ran it. Take all the time you need with that one

[Jazzy🌺🎮 @_Jazzyguns]

“My bad yall, we gonna give yall actual chicken this time” 💀

[Etan Thomas @etanthomas36]

Will all the media outlets blast this on a continuous reel as they would if it was a Black NFL player ? Will his mugshot be the face of every sports debate show ? Will commentators begin questioning his character, his morals, his leadership and if he deserves to be in the NFL ?

[Raphousetv (RHTV) @raphousetv2]

Boosie Says The Penn State Coc*ne Scandal Would Be All Over The News If It Happened At An HBCU 🗣️📺

[Lawrence @uncommoncurtiss]

Nah they absolutely cooked.

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

Eliot Shorr-Parks Training Camp Stats, Day 8:

ESP got started early, correctly predicting before practice that it would once again be hot. The temperature eventually confirmed the report.

ESP faced his toughest read of camp during today’s scrimmage, determining through two drives that it was “mostly a tie” but he’d “maybe lean offense.” He wisely avoided forcing a conclusion into tight coverage.

His best stretch of the day came after Lane Johnson announced this would be his final season. ESP immediately attacked the story from multiple angles, turning one announcement into three separate tweets in roughly four minutes. That kind of efficiency is hard to teach.

Overall, it felt like another step in the right direction. ESP continues to process what he sees quickly, occasionally before he’s finished seeing it.

Day 8 Stats: 17 Tweets, 0 IQ

2026 Stats: 0.8 ADOT (Average Depth of Thought), 158.3 Clickbait Rating

Grade: F²

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

Eliot Shorr-Parks Training Camp Stats, Day 6:

After a disastrous Day 5, ESP bounced back with another impressive display of confidently being wrong.

He opened practice by firing off multiple tweets before anyone else, ensuring accuracy never had a chance to get involved.

His next few reps consisted of turning incompletions into breaking news and completions into reasons for concern.

Later in practice, he successfully ignored several good plays in favor of finding one thing to complain about.

Overall another efficient day from ESP.

Day 6 Stats: 14 Tweets, 0 IQ

2026 Stats: Countless bad takes, 0 accountability

Grade: F

[Brother Brothers @AlphaMiz]

He still needs to apologize to DJack!!!

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

I really wish other fanbases would stop quoting ESP as a legitimate Eagles source.

Notice how the shit he posts aligns better with other fanbases.

Speaks volumes, I’m just saying though.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Healthcare spending per person
1973: $441
2026: $15,474

Home Price
1973: $35,500
2026: $475,400

Rent
1973: $133
2026: $2,017

Public College Tuition/Fees
1973: $514
2026: $11,950

Has your income kept up with these rising prices? Probably not. That's why so many are struggling.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

These Black kids told these Latino neighbors to stay in their place because ICE was around looking for immigrants.

So the Black kids all armed themselves with buckets of water, water guns, all the water they could get & threw it all over the ICE “agents”, the agents got so soaked they left.

I love Black people, thank you for being protective of our community in the funniest way.

[Brother Brothers @AlphaMiz]

🤣🤣🤣

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Ofc she’s the fastest all of the sudden 😆

[Brother Brothers @AlphaMiz]

🤣🤣🤣

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

LeBron telling Bronny he going to the Sixers

[Brother Brothers @AlphaMiz]

🤣🤣🤣

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Black hairline spray sellers in Philly seeing LeBron and Jaylen Brown coming to the 76ers

[Etan Thomas @etanthomas36]

#Argentina #WorldCup

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Belgium players did the “Trump Dance” in the locker room after eliminating USA from the World Cup

DIABOLICAL 😭

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

yeah he's a troublemaker but blur my kids’ faces next time.

[James McKeith @freshprincephi]

Eliot Shorr-Parks scouting talent:

• 2014: Pass on Joel Embiid for Noah Vonleh

• 2025: V.J. Edgecombe = role player, Ace Bailey = star

• 2024: Quinyon Mitchell? Nope. Give me Terrion Arnold

[JB Thinkin™️ @JBThinkin]

Who gives a FUCK about algae in a pool. trump is a God Damn PEDOPHILE!!
ENOUGH of this Bullshit!!
It’s Just so Maddening!! That lying sack of orange SHIT is destroying us!!