Spicoli

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

Life did not prepare me to decide which drawer should be sacrificed to be the "junk" drawer. Like where do I put my spare shoelaces? And why do I have spare shoelaces?

[Keely Eure @keelyismyname]

Lincoln Riley on USC QB Caleb Williams: I don’t think there’s been a better more valuable player in college football than him.

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

@cotterbox My gopro video will surely get me sponsored... just look at the fisheye lens bro

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

@cotterbox It's like a ritual you can't avoid. "Can you go through your closet while you're home?" "I don't think I'll ever need my cub scout uniform, mom"

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

The waitress that usually comps me a beer at CPK isn't here. Guess it's time to find a new spot #expandyourhorizons

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

@FLORI000 As long as it includes "avoid heavy pedestrian traffic areas during the lunch hour" I'm in

[Matt Barkley @MattBarkley]

USC Football is back!!!! ✌🏼

#beatthesundevils #FightOn
@USC_FB @USC_Athletics

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

@cotterbox and then they sit there typing their follow up for 5 minutes! Like didn't you think of the question before you wrote the hello?

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

This debate is like asking a 4 year old if he colored on the wall #Debates2020

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

Liquor stores are the real winners of this debate #Debates2020

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

Lmao ZNE for the United States by 2035 is a joke right?

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

Wish this was a Zoom meeting so we could mute interruptors #Debates2020

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

Hunter Biden is the real star of this debate

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

@cjobrien35 Just mute their mics for 5 minutes. I doubt either would notice

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

Just had a 2 hour conference call with my mom and her friends to play a virtual board game. Is this the new normal? #pandemic #COVID19

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

My new toothbrush has an app... has technology gone too far?

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

@andiinadomi @coussquared 3-in-1 is peak efficiency. I ain't ashamed.

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

All the bros in the gym for that sick NYE pump. 100% of dudes doing chest, arms, and abs.

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

@united Wish I had remembered this before @united bumped my flight by a casual 5 hours

[Spicoli @AlphaNewman]

Never flying @united again. Cancelled my flight 20 minutes before boarding and terrible customer service. Very disappointed