Alpha Ratchet

AR you ready for us?

[President Obama @POTUS44]

To the girl from the South Side who took on a role she didn't ask for and made it her own: Happy Birthday, Michelle. I love you.

[Minnesota Golden Gophers @GopherSports]

3 national titles in 1 weekend? Not bad, @UofMDanceTeam and @GoldytheGopher, not bad....

🏆👉 https://t.co/C4nmcUyNsE

[UCA @UCAupdates]

.@gopherAGcheer with solid stunts! #UCAnationals

[Goldy the Gopher (official) @GoldytheGopher]

In case you didn't get a chance to see my 1st Place national mascot competition skit on Friday, here's my Encore Performance from last night

[Alpha Ratchet @AlphaRatchetMN]

"If you need me I'll probably be drinking" @ 3pm and it's Wednesday #ShitSchmidtSays

[Alpha Ratchet @AlphaRatchetMN]

When you know you're gonna wanna day drink so you tell your mom you have "tentative plans" #ARyoureadyforSundayFunday #NameThatRatchet

[Alpha Ratchet @AlphaRatchetMN]

"I just chugged a beer on accident"
#NameThatRatchet #DollarInTheRatchetJar

[Alpha Ratchet @AlphaRatchetMN]

@alexdepas8 amateurs

[Alpha Ratchet @AlphaRatchetMN]

@alexdepas8 we miss you more

[Alpha Ratchet @AlphaRatchetMN]

#ARyoureadyforMonday ? Alex is https://t.co/mMjK8g4guv

[Alpha Ratchet @AlphaRatchetMN]

#JustARthings #NameThatRatchet

[Alpha Ratchet @AlphaRatchetMN]

"As long as you don't have cold sores around your mouth, I'll probably make out with you" #NameThatRatchet

[Minnesota Golden Gophers @GopherSports]

They cheer us on & now we return the favor. Good luck to #Gophers Spirit Squads this weekend at Nationals! #SkiUMah

[Alpha Ratchet @AlphaRatchetMN]

"Can we, like, contact Schmidt about moving in?"
"We'd make a lot of money on the douche bag jar"

[Alpha Ratchet @AlphaRatchetMN]

No it's not a yard sale, it's just been a very interesting process #alpharatchetmoves

[Alpha Ratchet @AlphaRatchetMN]

They said "you can't move in yet"
And we said "yes we can"
#alpharatchetmoves

[Alpha Ratchet @AlphaRatchetMN]

RT @laurel_ruesch: that feel when you put all of your stuff outside on the lawn and then the sprinklers turn on #alpharatchetmoves

[Alpha Ratchet @AlphaRatchetMN]

"Just because we seem nice doesn't mean we are!!" ARYouReadyForShitKelseySays