Alpha Squids Fantasy Football

Official handle for Alpha Squids Fantasy Football League | Part-time expert analysts | est. 2014

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ICYMI: Commissioner Kyle Germain announced the 2025 Alpha Squids Draft will take place Labor Day weekend in Savannah, Georgia.

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The Return: Now that JaMarr Chase has returned to GM Brendan Byrne’s roster, a new old team name has returned. The Return of the Return of the Return of JaMarr has returned, stylized as Return Return Return of JaMarr. #TheReturn

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BREAKING: The Run is over. Sources indicate Alex Zadoks turned out an ugly 12 minute mile pace. The tab is certainly in the hundreds.

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GM Dillon Wallace, last but not least but definitely last, will be picking fourteenth overall. And also fifteenth overall.

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GM Nick Portillo has clinched the thirteenth overall pick.

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Two picks remain in the round. And two GMs remain in the cold. And man, is it cold out there.

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GM “Doctor” Drew Carlson will select twelfth overall.

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GM Keegan Madden will select eleventh overall.

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With four GMs remaining without a pick and eight picks remaining in the round, it remains to be seen if any GM will go to sleep without a home tonight.

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GM Matt Kaczor will select tenth overall.

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GM Drew “Stew “Shrew”” Aschermann will select ninth overall.

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GM Andrew Musur has claimed the good fortune of picking eighth overall. No one drafting from this position has ever failed.

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GM Jake “Jake” Ejankowski will select seventh overall in the 2026 Alpha Squids Draft.

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GM Myles Shane will pick sixth overall.

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In a shocking upset, GM Brendan Shilney will select fifth overall.

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GM Alex Zadoks, a new homeowner (congratulations), will select fourth overall.

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With the selection of Francis Maugioa, GM Brendan Byrne has clinched the third overall selection.

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GM Kyle Germain has clinched the second overall pick with the selection of Arvell Reese.

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With the selection of RB Jeremiyah Love, GM Nick Edgecombe has clinched the first overall pick. And he’s on the clock.

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A very special good morning to all GMs and fans worldwide. Today your Alpha Squids GMs will discover their draft position, from which one GM will launch a championship run.

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The dark horse commissioner candidate: “Guess what. It’s my fuckin’ league.”