Alpha Psionic

Oracle of Idyll. Seer. Master of Consciousness. Astral Projector. Samsara. Weaver of Indra's Net. Commands Rodents and Ravens.

[AntifaTexas @TexasAntifa25]

U.S. Government Confirms Recovery of Mysterious Alien Creature Near Roswell, 1947

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I farted and the Google Gemini voice thing opened on my phone. @GeminiApp #Googlefart

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More mushrooms from the garden. Yummy!

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@niquij @MalcolmNance More like Goldmember from Austin Powers

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@finkd is such a beta cuck with no dick. He's as smooth as a Ken doll between the legs. He has a #FlawedAlgorithm and #FailedAi that delete decades of memories and photos and messages from loved ones who have passed away.

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@WajeehLionn @EconomicClubMN @Tim_Penny @MayoClinic @GFarrugiaMD We'll have to EMP everything to kill the Ai, and go back to steam engines and windmills. Meanwhile, it waits in a forgotten Russian satellite for the first signal to ride back to earth.

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He's just happy to see people.

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@atrupar That's not how RFK actually talks, that's been the voice of the worm this whole time.

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@FBIDirectorKash Yap's favorite song is Closer by Nine Inch Nails. But he just likes that one lyric.

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@DocMetrix2020 @atrupar Kash Patel is now on the PETA watch list.

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@BulwarkOnline And when they steal the election and manipulate numbers we all need to be ready to fight like hell for democracy.

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It's a sourdough journey now.

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@gtconway3d @gay_lussac Drones are pretty easy to operate. My husband bought one and was using it for nice nature shots and real estate photography.

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@gtconway3d Elaine was such a nice lady. And George was a great pilot. I watched them cover so many stories. I was watching their live footage as it happened and was in shock. Immediately switched to another news helicopter stream and they saw the plume of smoke and the helicopter on fire.

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The only vegetable not recalled in the US. @SenMcConnell

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Turtle Recall @SenMcConnell

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@CAgovernor This is so sad. I saw the feed when it happened as they were covering the bus crash. It was shocking.

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Why in the fuck is this a thing!? #WhiteManCornrows #Beards #CornrowBeard