Alpha Psionic

Oracle of Idyll. Seer. Master of Consciousness. Astral Projector. Samsara. Weaver of Indra's Net. Commands Rodents and Ravens.

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@FBIDirectorKash PETA now stands for Patel Excitedly Touches Animals.

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@FBIDirectorKash Knick knack Kashyap gave a dog a bone.

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I should start painting again when I don't have to worry about building a survival garden and food storage.

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@RadioFreeTom @MalcolmNance omg get a load of #PansyFaust

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@DOWResponse Omg #PansyFaust

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@MustacheBob2 Omg #PansyFaust

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Day 4 sourdough starter has doubled in size after feeding it a few hours ago.

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@realDonaldTrump and @WhiteHouse plan to send agitators to polls to cause enough disruption that they can manipulate machine counts unnoticed and so Trump can falsely declare martial law.

[Mr Global @MrGlobal2025]

I wanted to share the story of the events last night with me. There is a lot speculation and conspiracies, not sure why middle aged men have heart attacks everyday folks. I was out on my evening walk and a few blocks away from my house when it happened. I knew it was very bad. I somehow made it to my house and went inside and took a low dose aspirin and headed for my truck to drive to the hospital. I yelled at my wife to just follow me I was having a heart attack and I split. Once I got to the hospital they quickly administered clot busting drugs and ordered a chopper as the EKG looked very bad. I don’t know all the medical terminology but I was having a widowmaker heart attack. By the time the chopper got there the clot busting drugs were working and all the pain had disappeared. I truly believed I was in the clear, I felt good, but I wasn’t. I was cutting jokes with the pilot and nurses on the chopper and taking pics and they let me, but they knew how serious my condition truly was, they just didn’t want to scare me, because I was dying. When we got to the second hospital they wheeled me in and it seems like there was 8-10 people all over me, even though I felt better. That’s when I knew I wasn’t as good as I thought I was, and a few minutes later they took me into the cath lab where the heart attack came roaring back worse then ever. I remember the pain of it but nothing else, I woke up when it was over and once again felt great. It wasn’t until I got to my room that my wife told me they had to bring me back twice as I had flat lined while they were trying to get the stint in me. I have no memory of that but it did make me realize the severity and gravity of what had happened. I had a 100% block of that main artery. So that’s the story, I’m still in the hospital feeling better but very sore from being shocked and the trauma of the attack itself. I just stood on my own feet for the first time since yesterday and it was an accomplishment, I’m pretty weak. I was prepared for this in a way because I have the worst family history you can have with heart problems so I knew exactly what to do, but I’m still not sure how I walked those blocks to my house and then drove to the hospital, guess I was just determined to survive. Thank you all so much, I’ve never recieved so many messages of love and support in my life, it’s a bit overwhelming, but it means the world to me. Thanks again guys, I’ll see you soon.

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@theliamnissan @elonmusk Because elon and magas are morons who lack basic critical thinking skills.

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@BulwarkClips Trump is definitely the first mentally challenged president, that's for sure. Breaking barriers.

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@atrupar @realDonaldTrump is the first mentally challenged president. I'll give him that.

[AntifaTexas @TexasAntifa25]

U.S. Government Confirms Recovery of Mysterious Alien Creature Near Roswell, 1947

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I farted and the Google Gemini voice thing opened on my phone. @GeminiApp #Googlefart

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More mushrooms from the garden. Yummy!

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@niquij @MalcolmNance More like Goldmember from Austin Powers

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@finkd is such a beta cuck with no dick. He's as smooth as a Ken doll between the legs. He has a #FlawedAlgorithm and #FailedAi that delete decades of memories and photos and messages from loved ones who have passed away.

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@WajeehLionn @EconomicClubMN @Tim_Penny @MayoClinic @GFarrugiaMD We'll have to EMP everything to kill the Ai, and go back to steam engines and windmills. Meanwhile, it waits in a forgotten Russian satellite for the first signal to ride back to earth.

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He's just happy to see people.

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@atrupar That's not how RFK actually talks, that's been the voice of the worm this whole time.