storytimeeee i was visiting my friend @alphadalt last week just to have him help me laugh at my pathetic caged paypig . while he relaxed on the couch like a real man, I made this cuck loser watch from his bars as I drained every last dollar from his account. Nothing funnier than a locked up loser fr🤣🤣 since he’s a broke bitch now next pay day I’ll let alpha pick out an even smaller cage 🐶🐶