How to fuck different types of women easily:
1. 9–5 women: Make her life easier. Offer to sort out her transportation, plan dates around her schedule and show her you’re intentional.
2:
How men measured their dick in 2005:
Him: “From the top, soft, no pressing. Looks about 4 inches.”
Her: “That’s what the ruler says.”
How men measure their dick in 2026:
Biology has a strange sense of humor about men. Testosterone gives you a hairy chest, hairy knuckles, hair in places you never asked for.
Then it takes hair from the one place you actually wanted it.
Here's why:🧵
Millions of people wake up, grab coffee, and immediately feel like they can conquer the world...
But here's the catch:
Caffeine doesn't actually give you energy.
It tricks your brain. Here's what happens...🧵
Erection advice men got in 2010:
Him: “Just think sexy thoughts and it’ll stay hard.”
Her: “If it goes soft it’s because you’re not into me.”
Erection advice in 2026: