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Nick Adams did not hold back when speaking about President Biden’s weak leadership.

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BREAKING: A new study by @Union_247 revealed that over 85% of convicted pedophiles are members of the LGBTQ+ Community

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BREAKING: Old Tweets from Ian Miles Cheong resurface where he calls Age of Consent Laws “draconian.”

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Hearing rumors of Tucker Carlson to @AlphasFed. Updates to follow…

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BREAKING: The Easter Bunny is accusing Joe Biden of making unwanted sexual advances toward her at the annual Easter Egg Roll.

This is the 2nd accusation of sexual misconduct made against Biden.

The bunny will reportedly be testifying before congress in late May, per ANN.

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BREAKING: Taylor Swift is actively pursuing Nick Adams (Alpha Male) to be her husband per @realscottypimp.

“I’ve finally realized that I’m in desperate need of an Alpha Male to provide for me, and there is no man better for the job than Nick Adams.” - Taylor Swift

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BREAKING: The Easter Bunny is refusing to visit New York City this Easter due to the rampant crime.

The Easter Bunny is DEMANDING that Rudy Giuliani be reinstated as Mayor along with his “Stop and Frisk” policies that kept the city so safe, per @ThePhillipHolz

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BREAKING: The Easter Bunny is refusing to visit New York City this Easter due to the rampant crime.

The Easter Bunny is DEMANDING that Rudy Giuliani be reinstated as Mayor along with his “Stop and Frisk” policies that kept the city so safe, per @ThePhillipHolz

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BREAKING: A new study has revealed that President Trump’s rally tonight in Waco Texas is projected to attract approximately 573 Million viewers around the globe.

That would be more than 17x the amount of people that watched Joe Biden’s inauguration, per @ThePhillipHolz.

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BREAKING: New ANN Poll shows that only 10% of people believe Donald Trump deserves to be arrested.

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BREAKING: highly respected Dr. @StopRINOKemp (Alpha Male) re-endorses Donald J. Trump

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BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized after falling at private dinner.

Photo of McConnell being transported to the hospital:

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