Alpha's Lair

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[MeltdownRocks @MeltdownRocks]

I’m an Oasis fan but this meme is on target.

[Alpha's Lair @Alphaslair]

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[GottesanPeter @SgtPepsi]

@LPLive

[Alpha's Lair @Alphaslair]

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[Alpha's Lair @Alphaslair]

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[Alpha's Lair @Alphaslair]

@elonmusk We read this as "The Cumover" and thought
@elonmusk just got something about marry'd. To be fair it does hold very well.

[Alpha's Lair @Alphaslair]

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[Alpha's Lair @Alphaslair]

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Ladies, please help enlighten the guys in the audience with some of your experiences of when and how you came the hardest.

[Alpha's Lair @Alphaslair]

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[Alpha's Lair @Alphaslair]

Look what happens when you know where the clit is.

[Alpha's Lair @Alphaslair]

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[Alpha's Lair @Alphaslair]

Guys, lets have a little guy to guy chat here. Learn how to make her cum. Each woman is different. Learn what SHE LIKES BEST and become the #alpha she deserves. It is very possible. You just need to fucking listen god damn it.

[Alpha's Lair @Alphaslair]

The discourse about the clit being a #myth is majorly concerning to us here at #alphaslair. So, over the next few days we're going to be posting advice and facts about women, their sexual health and how to make her cum. We shouldn't have to do this but here we go.

[Alpha's Lair @Alphaslair]

Okay guy's... WTF... why is there discourse about the clit being a #myth? We're here to help educate men about not only our sexual health but to help YOU perform. We at AL know you can do it so here's a little visual guide for those who might struggle to find the #clit.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

it's almost like... we respect your denial???

[Alpha's Lair @Alphaslair]

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