Alpha Whale

truth isn’t demonstrable its ineluctable

[Alpha Whale @Alphawhale10]

Missus got the ick because I was headed North West. Told me to just pick one

[Alpha Whale @Alphawhale10]

My dad go scammed at a presto reload station

[Alpha Whale @Alphawhale10]

@bodybuzzrecs There was a dead racoon at DuPont and Davenport for weeks before one of the local dads did nothing about it and it slowly decayed over the summer. Its spinal cord looked like a big liquorice

[Alpha Whale @Alphawhale10]

I just took a piss

[Michael Shindler @MichaelShindler]

Medieval peasants would have loved little fleece vests embossed with their lord's coat of arms.

[1967TRUTHER @1967TrutherTML]

@JDBunkis It was always stupid. This market is a smart hockey market. So smart, they overthink a lot of things.

[Alpha Whale @Alphawhale10]

2025 I bought a nice jacket,

This year I will by a gun or a dog

[Chris McCluskey @mcclusk]

It’s time to bring back Mike Babcock and have Easton Cowan rank the effort of every player on this team.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Keep drafting Kyle Pitts no matter what

[Jesse Blake @JesseBlake]

Rockstar stuff from Laughton https://t.co/WTp5id5lLD

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

If I hit this dictation button after sending a text and it beeps and stops my music one more time,

I’m gonna find everyone at apple and put them in a rear naked choke hold

Even if I turn off dictation I somehow hit the voice note thing

The send button should not have multiple functions in the same spot

[Alpha Whale @Alphawhale10]

@markhmasters @TSN_Sports I don’t think NHL practices are real

[Alpha Whale @Alphawhale10]

@CTVNewsVI CTV News Vancouver Island is on all the top stories in 2025

[Alpha Whale @Alphawhale10]

@anotherglassbox Should be allowed to do this

[Alpha Whale @Alphawhale10]

@CohenSite I’d build a ymca right next to this bad boy

[Alpha Whale @Alphawhale10]

@tszzl Loving “thrumming”

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

Are we sure it wasn’t Terry Rozier’s translator that was gambling?

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

they’ll get to the Epstein list in a second everyone hold their horses, we gotta lock up these nba guys for betting on the unders first