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[me @Alphiewrites]

All of my current hyperfixations but their in hell

[me @Alphiewrites]

My dad made me and my friend listen to ai generated Viking music for like an hour on a boat😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[me @Alphiewrites]

@ell_privatewtr Ell: HEH… this tweet is so good I gotta post this one main
Alphie: I ageee!!
Ell gives Alphie a kiss
Ell: wow Alphie you’re really cool I should give you money!!
Alphie: I agree!!
Ell gives Alphie a million dollars
The end

[me @Alphiewrites]

@CMDVision I hate you

[me @Alphiewrites]

YAYYYY YAYYY

[VIA Rail Canada @VIA_Rail]

The Government of Canada has announced a historic $4.7 billion investment for VIA Rail to acquire 313 new passenger rail cars designed and manufactured in Canada. They will renew VIA Rail's long-distance, regional and remote services: https://t.co/abWDAY7rD0

[me @Alphiewrites]

@CMDVision Do I have skills

[me @Alphiewrites]

@ell_privatewtr I LOVD

[me @Alphiewrites]

@chuutaba It’s gay to even be 10 feet near ocad

[me @Alphiewrites]

@chompsei I remember being so mad they retconned the Netflix series when they made the second movie LMAO

[me @Alphiewrites]

@Jazox_ it’s amazing esp in the winter!! I went to both NWT and Yukon in January :3!!

[me @Alphiewrites]

^_^!!

[Jaz 🐱☀️ @Jazox_]

bingo!!!

[me @Alphiewrites]

@Jazox_ Pretty goated!! I went in January so it was COVERED in snow but there were a bunch of wild foxes around :3 there also a bunch of hills for skiing and the airport was so cozy and felt retro heh…

[me @Alphiewrites]

@ell_privatewtr my voice claim for her is sandy cheeks btw this isn’t a bit that’s my actual voice claim

[me @Alphiewrites]

@kezookas It IS that serious…

[me @Alphiewrites]

@kezookas In boss babies, the babies were created for the sole reason of capitalism. They exist to make the company have more money and these boss babies don’t have any living quarters, they just eat sleep and work in their office.

Boss baby is a criticism of the capitalist institution

[me @Alphiewrites]

@CMDVision

[me @Alphiewrites]

@ell_privatewtr WDYM IM PERFECT

[Myles 🥝SHOP OPEN @KiwiSodas]

🐺

[me @Alphiewrites]

@CMDVision Can me and callum Nelson be friends

(Peak editing!!)

[me @Alphiewrites]

@CMDVision Thank you for cropping j*rdan from this

[me @Alphiewrites]

@CMDVision This post tastes like pennys /pos