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it ain't easy being in top 0.005% of Weezer listeners, but someone's gotta do it

[𝒜𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓁 ꨄ︎ @__amourcries]

me bloqueou com os mesmos dedos que enfiou na minha buceta

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

you don’t give off tortured artist vibes you give off stupid retard vibes

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

I bet it would feel awesome to force him to eat a bowl of dog food at gunpoint

[Marekla Tveitan @MareklaValak]

- Papá, ¿Por qué me llamo Golazo de Cabo Verde al minuto 103?

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[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

can't believe iran is getting $300 billion before i get my doge check :(

[vo @vanillaopinions]

having juneteenth off now is the best legacy of woke 1.0

[grace @gracefishlove]

You look like you get ignored in big groups

[zynzl @zynzl_]

Bigger than you = roids

Richer than you = daddies money

Smarter than you = nerd

Never stop the cope

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

What if instead of Infinite Jest it was Infinite Chest and it was about a lady with really big boobs

[alien @alienincrisis]

the worst part about wasting your life is how comfortable it becomes

[cynth!a ☼ @deftoneussy]

it was revealed to me in an instagram follow suggestion

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

I look at this and feel nothing.

[DEATH-DISCO™ @belaburrito]

Growing up with this being the most famous person in the world was so confusing. Terrifying looking, genderless, speaking voice is unlike anything you’ve ever heard, no discernible ethnicity, clearly white skinned but everyone says he’s black. ?????

[baby ant 🕊️ @iietkynes]

It sucks that I finally know the answer to "what would you have done in nazi germany" and its "I guess I'd just keep going to work and try really hard not to give any money to nazis"

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

I guess I'm just confused because we JUST had a no kings protest like a week ago

[🐮⚗️chickenrex @_chickenrex8]

One of these days they got to make the wordle penis just to see what happens

[Bay Area People’s Republic 🚩☭ @21stcentury_ML]

All those guns and still ruled by billionaire pedophiles

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[fawn @daehatesyou]

professor js praised me in front of the class