Jeremy

white and hard like uncooked rice

[Jeremy @AlsknFireDragon]

Just saw an old man go up to an infant and say "Hey John how the hell are you. This is my wife loraine. Say hello".

[Jeremy @AlsknFireDragon]

@quesadillathya Dementia is always so sad 😞 whole reality is warped

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Guys who go up stairs when there are escalators 😭👏💦💦😋

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@miggnuggets_ Can't believe that didn't work

[Jeremy @AlsknFireDragon]

Thanks everyone. See you on Ellen.

[Jeremy @AlsknFireDragon]

Sushi takashi is lit.
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(Please like this tweet I will get free food from a restaurant for 5 likes)

[Jeremy @AlsknFireDragon]

After graduating here are some tips I wish I knew when I started:

1. In case you don't know what to expect on an exam: learn to vomit on command. When you take a test, look it over, see what's on it, vomit on it, and be able to retake it when you're "better"

That's all I got.

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@quesadillathya Weird flex but ok

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Gotta start changing my file names from variations of "Big Ol' Nuts" for when I need to show my coworker things on my computer.

[Jeremy @AlsknFireDragon]

"Look at the window and pretend you're in a music video" weather

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Tried making some healthy brownies using mashed bananas... This will be the last time I make healthy brownies using mashed bananas.

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Someone make an app that lets me sell my data to corporations for money. Cut out the middle man and get the info straight from the source.

[Jeremy @AlsknFireDragon]

Look. I respect your lifestyle. Do what you want in your free time but don't ever try to recommend a book to me again. Thanks.

[Jeremy @AlsknFireDragon]

@Hungoverr Lmao @ people who still believe in roly polys

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@alphaureno Wear it to your brother's wedding

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@hunterladd_ Linguine ass

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which one of y’all grandma’s cyber bullying me on instagram lmaooo