Miss Marshmallow

“J'aimerais être un chou à la crème. Un chou à la crème aux abricots, ou même nature. Tiède à la boulangerie. Dans la fenêtre.”

[Miss Marshmallow @AlsoAstrid]

Hey friends. I’m trying to win some things. If you don’t already could you please download & sign up for this app? You can absolutely delete it once you’ve signed up.
Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
https://t.co/uEpnE6qWYN

[Miss Marshmallow @AlsoAstrid]

@KaBEAN_a This is so real though!

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In other news, for the 3 of you that read my feed, I have a boyfriend now and he’s pretty cute. It’s very new so I’m keeping on the DL from my IRL friends but I’m kind of excited about it.

[Miss Marshmallow @AlsoAstrid]

Ok. I’m done ranting.

[Miss Marshmallow @AlsoAstrid]

And thank you to bands like @julytalk @ruralalberta @mothermother and @TheJamesBarker who remember that Calgary exists ;even if it’s only for stampede)

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Why don’t artists understand that there are more places in Canada than just Toronto? #ErasTour #taylorswift but also #PostMalone who only played Toronto and Vancouver 😭

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Or #LadyGaga who only played Toronto, or any of my favourite post hardcore bands who definitely will never come to Alberta 😭
I miss good concerts.

[ted mosby (Taylor's version) @DunphyPhil3]

me singing both parts of Exile

[Miss Marshmallow @AlsoAstrid]

What’s it gonna take to break down your walls?

[Miss Marshmallow @AlsoAstrid]

I hate how he hugs me and holds on like it means something then calls me “ma dood” in a text…

Unrelated: I’m hooked up to an IV in the hospital waiting for surgery and I was going to ask him to bring me my sweater.

[Miss Marshmallow @AlsoAstrid]

My life is an oxymoron. Or a pathetic fallacy. I don’t know which is worse but it’s that one. #FML

[Miss Marshmallow @AlsoAstrid]

It’s my birthday!!

[Miss Marshmallow @AlsoAstrid]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
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[Miss Marshmallow @AlsoAstrid]

Accept my invite & Get 3 freebies!
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@shallowgreys

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@mattrife You’re travelling with the wrong people ;)

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Trying to win some free stuff. Help a girl out: Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
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@RayLokison It rained today! So hopefully it’ll help a little.

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@RayLokison 🫣😳

[Miss Marshmallow @AlsoAstrid]

I’m a liability. Emotionally, mentally, financially, entirely. Why would anyone want that.

[Miss Marshmallow @AlsoAstrid]

@ThrstleFantstic Can you send some to Alberta so the rest of North America stops blaming us for smoky air? Lol