John Clementi

Digital Artisan, Writer, and Pop Culture Connoisseur

[John Clementi @Alsobroken]

@MavsHighlights Easy A based on who they got.
But not sure Zuby is better than Cisse. Wish they could take him at 31 to avoid the two guaranteed $$ years.
Would shop 30 and Klay to Lakers for 25.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

So inspiring. It puts Me in mind of one of her most moving hymns:
"Only rap bitch pussy taste like fruit,
Back to the thuggin', now we sippin sizzurp
Pour it down my ass let 'em drink it till he bizzurp".

[John Clementi @Alsobroken]

@timelesssports_ 2006 NBA Finals MVPs 💩

[Jeremy Siegel @jersiegel]

Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup

Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

$14 million “beautification” and just 3 days later it looks worse than ever because there was a reason we didn’t paint the reflecting pool dark colors like “American flag blue.” Mainly that it would raise the water temp and cause rapid algae growth.

[John Clementi @Alsobroken]

@MavsHighlights C - Turned top 10 pick into zero top 10 players. Got good depth prospects, but had chance to add NBA rotation players with MLE and Trade Exception anyway.
9+30 or player to move up is the grade A move
Only trade back if Burries is only G left at 9. Might still get him at 12 or 14

[HoopsHype @hoopshype]

Way too many Jalens in the NBA 🎶

Brilliant.

[RingerNBA @ringernba]

“The Spurs have a double digit lead in the 4th quarter, they’re going to win the game!”

[John Clementi @Alsobroken]

@MavsHighlights What do you think? Mavs trade Klay, Caleb, & 9 to Kings for Lavine & 7.
Mavs cap can handle Lavine overpay. Klay in Cali, Mavs better shot drafting G they want. Kings save about 11m & get off remaining Lavine years.
Kyrie, Zach, Coop, PJ, DLive. +Gaff+7+Naji+MLE

[John Clementi @Alsobroken]

@MavsHighlights Would love to see your idea for the 15-man roster after adding 5 rookies. On the bright side, 5 rookies, a 20-year-old star, and undrafted Nembhard, might be a team that could keep our top-two protected pick next year. & Mavs help Lakers out AGAIN. Think this would cause riots

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Dr. Oz linking obesity to dementia while Trump’s slumped over at his desk 😭😭

[John Clementi @Alsobroken]

@MavsHighlights 9 for 12&17? How do we get 22?
I've seen a couple of mocks where Thomas is there at 30.
I'd much rather trade up to 5 for Brown jr (Gaff & 9, or 9+30&48). Quality is greater than quantity, IMO.
Are U sure Burries is gone at 12?

[John Clementi @Alsobroken]

A partial list of actors who played #Spiderman better than Nic Cage in #SpiderNoir:
Nicholas Hammond
Kōsuke Kayama
Yuri Lowenthal
That dude from the Electric Company
J. K. Simmons

[John Clementi @Alsobroken]

And this is how you keep your dance card full in the Alps region of Tyrol.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

An Austrian Tongue Choir from the Alps region of Tyrol sings ‘Moscow Nights’ with their tongue in a 1982 performance.

If not for the Internet, we’d never know music videos like this existed.

[John Clementi @Alsobroken]

No prize could be worth this.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Deer call World Championship 2026 in Germany

[John Clementi @Alsobroken]

@MavsHighlights Like all these guys. But how many rotation spots are available? Even roster spots? Are we letting BWil & Khris walk? Cutting Moussa for Zuby? Even if you trade players you gotta take some back. I would target Clips at 5 for trade up. 9+30 or Klay

[NBA @NBAWAYOFFS]

Ranking all 44 times SGA fell on the floor while shooting during the 2026 playoffs from least to most egregious.

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

Made by humans for humans.

[John Clementi @Alsobroken]

@RonKnowsSports Not really. Ture meaning of generational mean roughly every 20 years or so.
Wemby is more like a one time, ever. Absolutely unique player.

[John Clementi @Alsobroken]

@BackintheBronze Final issue of Sandman original run and the last issue of Iron Fist v1.
Iron Fist holds his own against the X-men and Wolverine's worst outfit ever. Claremont/Byrne story that leads into their Steel Serpent epic in Marvel Team Up. #BestLast