Brandon

Just exist for a bit and be decent.

[Brandon @AlspaughBrandon]

Everytime this happens, I’m breaking a promise I made to a version of me.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Most disaster movies begin with authorities ignoring scientists who warn of impending doom.

Reality appears to be no different.

[Satan @s8n]

stop being a dumb bitch

[Nik Nocturnal @NikNocturnal]

Life before metal music must’ve sucked

[Brandon @AlspaughBrandon]

@WookOfficial Chewbacca finally got his medal.

[Brandon @AlspaughBrandon]

@Activision @CallofDuty been trying to join a quick play lobby for 20 mins…what the actual fuck?

[Brandon @AlspaughBrandon]

@Activision @CallofDuty probably the WORST multiplayer launch I’ve seen in a long time. Get it together. Have you not learned anything from past launches? Long lobby wait times, constant crashes and reboots, party disbanding on the regular. Waited YEARS for this? Be better.

[Brandon @AlspaughBrandon]

Being taught to avoid conversations about religion and politics has led to a lack of understanding about religion and politics. What we should have been taught is how to have a civil conversation about a difficult topic.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I apologize to half of you for half of you.

[Brandon @AlspaughBrandon]

@millynextdoor This is such a ridiculously accurate portrayal of you.

[Brandon @AlspaughBrandon]

Certified banger

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Black Noir deserved better. I’m so tired.

[Brandon @AlspaughBrandon]

I find myself being thankful that, despite the right wing rhetoric and wishful thinking, the founding fathers had the foresight to ensure that our country was constitutionally founded on secular values and principals. It's terrifying to imagine the alternative.

[Brandon @AlspaughBrandon]

Hey, @Coheed … 🤘🏻

[Brandon @AlspaughBrandon]

New @Coheed album is 🔥

[Maisie Lynn 🔜 Ur Mum’s House @MaisieLynn17]

Maybe if we just started referring to abortions as “shootings” the far right will leave our uteruses alone.

[Brandon @AlspaughBrandon]

@millynextdoor 😂😂

[Ben Boven @benboven1]

30 years ago, 4 Non Blondes asked us a question we still can't answer.