Alternative Asset Guy

If it's covered at HBS, I probably don't tweet about it. Alternative Assets: PE, royalties, debt, digital, SMB, farmland. The more obscure, the better.

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

How about a little room for moderation?

-ICE shouldn't detain innocent people
-Protestors shouldn't interrupt a church service
-ICE killing a protestor is unjust
-Fraud should be stopped
-Masked cops shouldn't occupy our streets

All can be true.

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@3YearLetterman Training for an ironman is no joke. Hours and hours and hours. And not exactly a family activity.

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

Here is the sad fact about X.

There could be a 80-year-old MD who is still going strong and has seen 30K patients, but who only has 300 followers and you don’t his message.

And then there were guys with half a million followers, talking out of their ass, and you all see it.

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

@ZubyMusic You sound like the average American physician.

This isn't true.

80% of people have chronic disease. Heart disease is preventable yet its the #1 cause of death.

My work on prevention has been extremely rewarding.

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@sweatystartup @ZubyMusic Heart disease is preventable by moving more, lifting weights, and eating and drinking right.

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@credealjunkie Tbh, this gives me weird vibes.

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@chrisboettcher9 This tweet does not factor in the baseline of the dad.

Some people, perfectly sober and completely dialed in, prefer to observe and support versus drive the activity.

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@AlexNoonan6 2028. That gives the A and B players plenty of time to find different people to work with.

I see a mass exodus of C players from NYC to TX.

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@Gunther_Stahl @AlexNoonan6 90% about actually living in NYC and all of the benefits it brings on a daily basis.

10% about “telling people you live in NYC.”

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@hpmcd1 Honestly, surprised to see how much he’s gotten under MAGA’s skin.

It would take zero effort for you folks to just ignore him.

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@Jessica57kx So you are turning 2 in January?

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@paratroopbrady BDS

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@paratroopbrady Just hit follow on Hunter Biden. That’s what you said to do, right?

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@adamstatonsmith 850

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@ThoNg676733 Because on a totally empty plane, three passengers always sit right next to each other in the same row.

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@alexbrasky To be fair, I have been surprised and impressed by the loyalty and hockey IQ of many Carolina hockey fans.

Can't say the same for Vegas. Great team as far as players go, but the fan base is just passing thru. "Should we go to Cirque du Soleil or a hockey game tonight?"

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@PEoperator Honestly, I don't see the issue.

The former executive can always just ignore the email. No harm done.

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@TheDamaniFelder Let’s face it. He can’t win with someone like you.

If he wears a suit, you’d say “he’s an elite who belongs on the East Coast.”

If he wears athleisure, you’d say “PA can have Fetterman, but Texas wants a real senator.”

If he wears a cowboy hat, you say “he must be faking it .”

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

Making fun of Gurley’s drawl was overdone by about 10X and not very funny.

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@DynoDangle 1 generation, so yeah, 25-30 yrs.

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@drdawg1996 @Ostate_Daily He was gesturing with his crotch to his family?

[Alternative Asset Guy @AltAssetGuy]

@Ostate_Daily You can celebrate without taunting.