Alt Canadian Facts

Everything you were curious about but are now freaked out to know about Canadians.

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Fun Fact: @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump are sitting around the kitchen table right now picking swatches for their ultranationalist paramilitary uniforms right now.
#NAZIES
#MAGA
#downfall
#ProudBoys

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@KEriksenV2 BREAKING NEWS: Kris Eriksen proposes a "lie down and let them give it to us" approach to the proposed tariffs and/invasion threats by US.

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BREAKING NEWS: @elonmusk to change of "X" to "naXi" to better reflect his political views.
#elonazi #elonmuskisanazi #siegheilmusk #POTUSMusk

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@MichelleLA1981 Breaking News: Trudeau seen in picture with young girl, must be pedo. All politicians should avoid being taken in pictures or else Right will accuse of indecency.

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On a scale of Vladimir Putin to Adolf Hitler, what kind of dictator do you think @realDonaldTrump wants to be on day one?
#ElectionDay
#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
#TrumpWon
#Trump2024MAGA
#trump

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@PatteyFattey @CP24 This just in: MAGA will also be sore winners, as well as losers. Keep it classy, you wonderful person!

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Did you know? @JDVance , because of previous comments made about his current boss, is having trouble deciding whether he is more of a Goebbels or Himmler. Good luck with that! Tough acts to follow, but he is trying his best.
#TrumpIsALaughingStock
#Trump
#JDVanceIsWeirdAF

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Breaking News: When asked today how he felt about their campaign, JD Vance responded: "Sofa, so good," while a single tear rolled down his cheek, ruining his eyeliner.
#TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident
#TrumpIsWeird
#TrumpIsTooStupid
#JDVanceIsWeirdAF

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DYK? Every moment that @realDonaldTrump is running to lose for President, he has no time to rape anyone! Phew! Keep him busy folks!

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@TrumpDailyPosts DYK? @realDonaldTrump , a convicted rapist and felon with a penchant for insurrection, is losing big-time in the polls. Could he be losing his mind right now? Could we add crazy to his impressive list of attributes? Yes!

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Breaking News: @elonmusk has come to the realization that electric vehicle buyers were all MAGA Republicans, and that therefore endorsing Trump would not, in fact, harm his business.
#smoothmove
#thinkingitthrough
#stablegenius
#TrumpIsTooStupid

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DYK? The Republican party is faring so poorly recently because of too many DUI hires. Or is it DOA? We're not quite sure.
#Kamala4President2024
#Trump2024
#PresidentialDebate2024
#JDVance

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@nationalpost Did You Know?: The National Post is a wannabe Fox News, just like Poilievre is a wannabe Donald Trump. 🙄

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@WeAreCanProud Breaking News: Fox News Network is now considered 'The World'.

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@ezralevant Breaking News: Ezra Levant raising fake outrage at a child's costume. Attempts at stooping lower fail, hits ground with own head.

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@noname596513535 @DisneyStudiosCA Sleep well, then.

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Putin lies like he breathes, and I very much wish he stops lying soon.
#Putin
#PutinIsaWarCriminal
#PutinWarCrimes
#PutinWarCriminal
#WarInUkraine
#Ukraine
#ukrainewar

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@TheoFleury14 Did you know? Conservatives would have rather Canadians die in higher numbers, like Italy and India, than Trudeau set lockdowns to help the people he was elected to serve. Remember that at the next elections.

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@EricDuncanSDSG Did You Know? The Prime Minister is personally responsible for every convict transfer in the country, and needs to discuss it in Chambers to the Opposition's satisfaction!

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@CaptainC63 @PierrePoilievre Interesting fantasy you have there.