Andy Parrish

I jazz June and thin gin. #WarEagle #BlueDot #sooldicallthisapoundsign 🎙️🎷🍁

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

Learning that a billion seconds equals more than 31 years but a trillion seconds equals more than 31 THOUSAND years really solidifies the insanity of how much money that is and how no single person should ever have that much.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Call it “soft as fuck” if you want but one thing the World Cup always seems to do, almost as soon as it begins, is remind you that you’ll likely enjoy your life a LOT more if you welcome people in and try to have a laugh rather than being consistently aggy.

[Andy Parrish @AltDeptOfAndy]

@krassenstein Even algae hate trump

[Ronald Kelly @RonK3l]

🚨 SHAMEFUL ERASURE! This corrupt Trump administration ordered the Air Force to scrub the historic achievements of Retired Col. Nicole Malachowski — the FIRST female Thunderbird pilot in 2006! 🔥😡

Pete Hegseth's DEI purge is wiping out documented military history to feed fragile egos. Her legacy is NOT a political slogan — it's FACT! Stop the cover-up!

[Andy Parrish @AltDeptOfAndy]

@jkbjournalist @secupp Check Trump's golf course

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

The world’s first trillionaire Elon Musk, in an email to Jeffrey Epstein:

“Do you have any parties planned? I've been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose.”

[Andy Parrish @AltDeptOfAndy]

How do firefighters and school teachers and social workers "invest in themselves?" The Love of Money is not the purpose of life for most of us. We don't need to be rich, but the ability to buy groceries and see a doctor should be attainable under your grand capitalism, yes?

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

@HouseOfMirth29 No. You can take that money and invest in yourself.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Never forget that as Elon Musk became a trillionaire today, it is estimated that 750,000 people have died as a result of his cutting of USAID. The majority of those deaths were children.

[Andy Parrish @AltDeptOfAndy]

Thanks to maga trying to hide him, now we're ALL going to learn about the General. Good work, Secretary Shitfaced

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

I want to give you guys some facts about General Chappie James. He wasn’t a “DEI” hire—he was a complete badass that had to overcome MORE than any white pilot. Did 178 combat missions—that’s like 7 bomber tours on a B-17 in WWII.

His medal count? Impeccable. 3 Distinguished Flying Crosses, 14 Air Medals, Two Legions of Merit, and a Defense Distinguished Service Medal. One of the original Tuskegee Airmen, the first four-star African American General.

Hegseth couldn’t sniff the level of soldiering and warrior that was in Chappie’s DNA. God bless him. And Hegseth took down his picture from a hallway like a racist little child, which is what he is.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

He is AMERICA

[Andy Parrish @AltDeptOfAndy]

@Phil_Lewis_ Not only does God hate Trump, She's gay

[Andy Parrish @AltDeptOfAndy]

@ProjectLincoln Happy Pride, trump!

[Andy Parrish @AltDeptOfAndy]

Democracy hangs on by a thread

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A federal judge just ordered the Trump admin to reinstall exhibits and signs relating to slavery ​and climate change that it ⁠had removed from ​parks and monuments nationwide https://t.co/pJHc9dGTCF

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A federal judge just ordered the Trump admin to reinstall exhibits and signs relating to slavery ​and climate change that it ⁠had removed from ​parks and monuments nationwide https://t.co/pJHc9dGTCF

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

If Bernie's 5% annual wealth tax on billionaires had been enacted in 2012, Elon Musk would be worth less than $365 billion instead of the $1.2 trillion that he's worth today.

Elon would still be the wealthiest man alive & every family in America would have universal childcare.

[Andy Parrish @AltDeptOfAndy]

@TrueFactsStated Or love, or friends. I wouldn't trade places

[Andy Parrish @AltDeptOfAndy]

@dsonoiki Some people really don't like white supremacists. Go figure

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

"Mexico will pay for the wall” walked so “Donors will pay for the ballroom” could trip over a velvet rope.

[Andy Parrish @AltDeptOfAndy]

@TurnerSportsEJ @taylorswift13 She got some cool points, too!

[Andy Parrish @AltDeptOfAndy]

@Out5p0ken @mjfree He can't buy love or respect