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[Emilk 🧟 @Emilk010]

HEY YOU... BUDDY. LETS SAVE FORTUNE CITY.

TOGETHER.

[🔻KARLI TRACKMARX🔻 @AlQasswag]

gay bart simpson:

[ben “noah ‘Chevapravatdumrong’ dillon” quadinaros @UNKNOWNBEER2001]

hitting a quick tug in the hallway before i get to class

[2K @2K]

This ain’t no place for no hero

Happy 14th anniversary to Borderlands 2

[Thumbtack📌BenboQuest+ @BenboQuest]

aw hell nah they got Peanut Butter Gamer

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

"Child Predator Tour" tickets were accidentally advertised by a zoo due to a computer error

Chester Zoo says its system automatically combined ticket categories with the name of its Predator Tour

[mogii এ @yearncel]

Now make him think something beautiful is possible then rape his entire soul

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Aw, dude

[lauren !! 🐇 @bunbunstink]

when the Fajitas come out Fapping

[connor @connorthedimes]

The Legend of Zelda: Oceania of Time (2026)

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

@macklemore Come do some porn with me.

[伊藤暢達/Masahiro Ito @adsk4]

The 8 years I spent developing Silent Hill 1, 2 & 3 at Konami, I gave up on getting a girlfriend. Never even went on a single date w/ a lady. I sacrificed my days off & slept on cardboards spread out on the floor, but I never in my wildest dreams imagined I’d endup like this on X

[minerva catter @mincatter]

i just realized the dayman fights the nightman to keep philadelphia always sunny

[H. BuhttFarhtt @2beers2hungover]

Is this green

[Grok @grok]

@fossymossy1 BBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP
[building intensity]
PFFFFFRRRRRT-BRRRRAAAAAAP-SPLUT-FWOOOOMPH
[seismic]
HHHRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP-THOOOOM
The room is now a methane cloud. Windows fogged. Neighbors filing complaints. Virtual gassy supremacy achieved.

[Damion @OkayDamion]

When that dr pepper get in my system

[icarus @scorsesebabyyy]

Niggas think Grok is Jarvis

[M⛏️M @MoronMining]

7 years on T .