FlorALT

alt. an ode to homemade gay porn. here for fun, not collabs/business/filming

[FlorALT @AltFloral]

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[FlorALT @AltFloral]

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[FlorALT @AltFloral]

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[FlorALT @AltFloral]

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[FlorALT @AltFloral]

@PopCrave RuPaul would sh*ot a contestant for writing something like this

[FlorALT @AltFloral]

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[FlorALT @AltFloral]

@XCatXDaddy The undertone of “I’m hot and therefore allowed to be rude” is so annoying, diva

[FlorALT @AltFloral]

Mind licking that piss and sniffing my bush? Thanks

[FlorALT @AltFloral]

Subs these days…

[FlorALT @AltFloral]

Pictureless sniffies accounts when I don’t respond within 2 minutes:

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[FlorALT @AltFloral]

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[FlorALT @AltFloral]

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[FlorALT @AltFloral]

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[FlorALT @AltFloral]

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[FlorALT @AltFloral]

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[FlorALT @AltFloral]

@jonasbarberofc …NONE of you are capable of zooming?

That is a dildo. It is embarrassingly obvious

[FlorALT @AltFloral]

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[FlorALT @AltFloral]

POV: you’re my fiancè checking your phone at the BBQ and I’m begging for another load

[FlorALT @AltFloral]

If an OF link is in your bio, don’t fucking do this

1. I said no.

2. I know exactly where that footage will end up.

Really unsure what’s up with you OF girls these days, but this isn’t the first time I’ve had to repeat “no” with a creator

[FlorALT @AltFloral]

“Gotta be prepared all the time!! Was touring a museum when a man ran up to me and said, ‘can you discreetly put this up your pink hole?’ I was douched so I said yes. When I got outside and returned the temporary gift, the man said ‘that was the Declaration of Independence.”

[FlorALT @AltFloral]

I ❤️ OnlyFans creators who write transparently false captions

“Was jerking off at the airport when a Nobel Prize winner started sucking me off. After busting, they said my load inspired them and they finally cured cancer. My load cured cancer. For $12/month you too can cur-“

[FlorALT @AltFloral]

“OMG! Secret public fucking at a car dealership and we GOT CAUGHT! Hope they don’t kick us out!”