Alt Hillary

*Parody Account*
Alt-Wife, FLOTUS, Senator, SecState, 2016 POTUS candidate.
Imagine a world where Hillary acted like Trump
#Resist #NeverthelessShePersisted

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

@altNOAA Human Rights are #covfefe rights. And #covfefe rights are human rights.

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

@realDonaldTrump My bad, folks. If I'd hired a better IT guy Trump never would have had the chance to hire the wrong National Security Advisor.
#Witchhunt

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

I've got a hammer. The greatest, most expensive hammer. You're gonna love my hammer. Wait, is that a nail I see over there in #syria ???

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

I knew health insurance was so complicated..

#TrumpcareFail #KillTheBill #AHCA

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

Walmart stock went up 235% while I was First Lady of Arkansas.

GREAT AGAIN: +235.000!

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

Forget #ADayWithoutAWoman , let me know how the first 2 months of your #4YearsWithoutAWoman is going...
#Resist

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

There will be an electoral blood bath if Congress doesn't support my pantsuit legislation.
#InternationalWomensDay #resist

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

"Terrible! Just found out that HW Bush personally searched our trash prior to Bill's victory. Found nada! This is Racoon-ism!"
- Alt-Hillary

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

"Is it true the Donald writes restrictive 'non-disclosure agreements' in all contracts (even divorce)? Can that be possible?" - Alt-Hillary

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

"This campaign started before I got here. They explained what they wanted, the DNC. And they lost the election."
- Alt-Hillary
#YemenRaid

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

"Nobody knew maintaining embassy security while Congress strips funding could be so complicated."
- Alt-Hillary, Benghazi Hearings

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

I'm going to gossip with @Jezebel @usuncut and @MoveOn in my private jacuzzi for a bit. Sorry, @CNN you're too right-leaning.
#1A #resist

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

"Human rights are billionaire's right and billionaire's rights are human rights."
- Alt-Clinton, UN 4th Congress on Billionaires
#resist

[Alt Hillary @AltHillaryClint]

"I want to find a friendly Congressman. Are you a friendly Congressman? Watch how friendly he is. Go ahead."
- Clinton, Benghazi hearings