Kris Alt

Dad of 2 girls • Vikings/Wolves/Wild/VGK • 2006 Time Person of the Year

[Kris Alt @AltInTheWoods]

@BradTrahms @Patrick_Reusse

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@bbolt24 @jzulgad You’re 👏 comparing 👏 apples 👏 to 👏 oranges. But it’s fine, I admire how you don’t let common sense interfere with your logic! 💪

[Kris Alt @AltInTheWoods]

@bbolt24 @jzulgad 81.7%. Which means he misses 18.3% of the time. Sometimes those misses happen twice in a row. Not comparable to a layup attempt that shouldn’t happen 100% of the time.

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@bbolt24 @jzulgad You’re comparing missing a required shot to attempting an unnecessary one and calling them the same? You cannot be serious

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@RGIII I blame motionless-for-3-hours Larry David personally

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@RussoHockey

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@bmgentile @markgurman 😂 Right?? I can already hear the keynotes. “We’re incredibly proud to bring you the best operating system we’ve ever created—MacOS Puggle”

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@Dyl1111520

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@Dyl1111520 @RussoHockey

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@HinesThomas8 @RussoHockey Both paths went through Colorado, right?

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@Buccigross If you love unforced errors!

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@GoldenKnights @forthepeople

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@RussoHockey What the crap was shea doing 🤦‍♂️

[Kris Alt @AltInTheWoods]

This is a good one. I live in F and I still choose F 😆

[Tony Liebert @TonyLiebert]

You have a two-week vacation in Minnesota during the summer, but you can’t leave the zone you pick. Where are you going?

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@davesniadak @jim_crumley @TonyLiebert Normally I’m not a “point out the misspellings” guy but the repeated Zorbaz errors are killing me guys

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Bred for its skills in magic.

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@RussoHockey I know he’ll likely re-sign but to come in with 8 games left in the season, win a cup and retire would be an all-time way to go out.

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@MarkLazerus VGK got the shaft on that one

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@AlexMicheletti @Gaardsy Vegas actually has competent playoff centers