Miss Peacock

The Twitter account of a sassy whippet who won't be oppressed by the management

[Miss Peacock @AltPeapup]

@jowrotethis Seltzer water. Born in Wisconsin, raised in Florida.

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@jowrotethis Water wings. Wisconsin.

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@rkimitch @MerriamWebster Same!

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@MerriamWebster @RTC_CFO That is cucumber not zucchini.

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@StephenKing After 20 years of zombie apocalypse though?

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Thanks @tovelo for spending 868 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to No One Dies From Love. Seriously. I can’t stop. It might be becoming a problem at this point. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/g4ZYdzyveq

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@LaurieIrishMom @Stevearino55 @JCGregg @fakedansavage The Original Poster posted the obit, expressing sadness that a person has died. It is rude to reply that you didn't know who the dead person was -- it minimizes the grief the OP feels. Thus the snarky reply.

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@whitehousewoman @TheViewFromLL2 Mosby said in the press conference he can petition to be found innocent and get compensation.

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@ghweldon Seriously. It was a radio show at one point.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Adnan Syed, featured in ‘Serial’ podcast, will be released from prison after judge vacates the Maryland man’s murder conviction https://t.co/U2sRFbCOny

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@NotAnotherRyan @jowrotethis No, Jason Lannister’s face when she comes back bloody is what sold it for me. Ha!

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@jowrotethis The Historian

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@rob_laser @lindaholmes But she did not give those dosages in the movie.

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@petersagal Misery loves company?

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@emilyvdw I honestly found it to be the least woke entry in the franchise.

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@gchwood @Matthew57343840 @nancyoneil1020 @AriaaJaeger To be fair, the ticks in Virginia are indeed a life threatening menace.

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@WatchesEmily Is the person on her baggage the writer?

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@WatchesEmily Wait, why? (It’s not George, is it? It sure looks like George.)

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@Simone_Biles 💗

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

She already won. That part. #SimoneBiles