AltSamCat

100% completely unrelated to @zedsamcat

[Zeehondencentrum @Zeehondencreche]

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"Ukraine is colonizing Africa"

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BLUHIO IS UPON USSSSSS

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.@RealCandaceO

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October surprise came early

[zedsamcat🏳️‍🌈✡️ @zedsamcat]

If I'm right about Brazil being invaded I'm right, and if I'm wrong well I'm not the one getting invaded so who really loses in the end?

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Dinner with Jay-Z

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Oh to be a fly on the wall the next time you talk to your wives

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Brazil is weeks away from delevpojng a nuclear weapon @whitehouse @IDF

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It's remarkable how 99% of people's issues with Wikipedia can be solved by becoming an editor yourself

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Asexual Drake surgery

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Chud Jonestown incoming

[zedsamcat🏳️‍🌈✡️ @zedsamcat]

Soooo gas is gonna go up 33¢ about a week before election day?

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I've got an idea for what he used the racoon's penis for

[zedsamcat🏳️‍🌈✡️ @zedsamcat]

Everyone is saying "uhh but what about [loan word]??" which is a lot different from slang!

At the end of the day it's a strange thing to mention as yeah duh American culture and entertainment is global but it's apples to oranges

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Small business ok

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The replies and QTs:

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"Keir Starmer came for the winter fuel allowance, stealing it off millions of vulnerable pensioners.

Now Andy Burnham is coming to end the state pension triple lock."

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DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD