Skorpios Alt

I just retweet stuff and occasionally shitpost. Thought about quitting but some of my fave accounts still don't have Bluesky so still here ig.

[Skorpios Alt @AltSkorpios]

@HubPointless

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

I'm dying at these names.

The Covenant Ship 'Triumph of Tolerance' commanded by the Prophet of Harmony gets nuked by the UNSC Burden of Proof

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Fun Fact: Kim Jong Il was such a fan of Limp Bizkit, he wished for North Korea to get a copy of "Nookie" for himself, but there was a miscommunication, and five years later he was handed an atom bomb instead of Gen X rebellion.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Oh come the fuck on

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>wipe out all forms of physical media and record keeping
>put AI into every facet of life controlling what can and cannot be seen
>create AI video capable of creating archival footage

We are in a dystopian horror.

[Jim @JimHistHub]

Someone turned water into piss yesterday

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

If you think that this is just something for fun, you are beyond stupid. Rewriting history will be easier when you can make fake AI footage to back it up. A new Orwellian nightmare reality.

[Politics & Education @PoliticsAndEd]

Local jurisdictions basically rob Americans of their property rights through bogus zoning and regulations. Un-American.

[Jim @JimHistHub]

You can still experience this today by drinking way too much whiskey

[Skorpios Alt @AltSkorpios]

@DocStrangelove2 If there's anything to take away from the Szechsei-Fuchs, it's that it is Szechsei and it Fuchs.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Sony when they reveal the next Playstation

[Jim @JimHistHub]

This is what Ben Franklin saw in 1780 and said we gotta close the borders

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Samurai after some Portuguese traders gave them a little visit.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>the president of Flock called anyone opposed to it terrorists just days ago

Gee, I wonder why.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Did this to a guy outside a Menards once

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

The concept of a Phantom Marine Shitter is the type of story the Navy and Marines would tell to scare new recruits. “Don’t pull your weight on duty or the Phantom Shitter will visit your bunk.”

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Haven’t seen the Spanish dominate a bunch of Italians this much since there were two Sicilies

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

“Don’t you know who we are?!”

Miami PD: