The Alternate Timeline

Three friends go head-to-head to pitch the best alternate version of hit films! Now available on all major podcast platforms! #PodernFamily

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

What do you mean I should have posted this yesterday? Who have you been talking to? Unbelievable. Listen out for - scary wind noises, Kyle stealing plots from other films (again) and Willem Dafoe playing Satan. #Podcast #PodernFamily #Movies #Comedy #Film
https://t.co/2Vn5rWTHpb

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

Reboot Mania has hit its TENTH episode! Listen out for - Rising superstar David Jason (yes, that one), an Irishman and a Welsh woman walk into a chapel, stewed plums and more! #Podcast #PodernFamily #Movies #Comedy #Film #GroundhogDay
https://t.co/AqWGMoA8qs

[Chew The Metal: A Beginner's Guide To Heavy Music @ChewTheMetal]

Our first episode is live and it's an epic way to kick things off. This week we tackle Mastodon's Leviathan and find ourselves in the deep end of trying to explain both the plot to Moby Dick and the band themselves. #Podcast #PodernFamily #Music #Mastodon
https://t.co/YQv0xzwkMx

[Chew The Metal: A Beginner's Guide To Heavy Music @ChewTheMetal]

Hi!
Welcome to our new podcast - Chew The Metal. This intro episode will give you an idea of what we're hoping to achieve and, hopefully, get you excited for the first episode this Sunday! #Podcast #Music #Metal #Rock #Comedy #New #PodernFamily
https://t.co/DpSqxoKqZi

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

I'm sorry - Quills!? This episode is all about Jim's revenge as he struggles to come to terms with a record-setting losing streak. Featuring: 12 second rounds, radioactive porcupines and Jay-Z as a victorian beat-poet. #Podcast #Movies #Comedy #Film
https://t.co/QBPZl9C9Cd

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

This week (due to some technical difficulties), we take a trip back to the second episode we ever recorded, but never released! Featuring: John C. Reilly as Van Wilder, a 'cool' two mil', and Michael Cera with a moustache. #Podcast #Movies #Comedy #Film
https://t.co/vH4mQ2aIG9

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

Titanic!? But that's... never mind! This month, the gang try to re-write history and it goes about as well as you'd expect. Listen out for - Sneaky side-plots, the sexiest man on Disney+ and Boss Nass. #Podcast #PodernFamily #Titanic #Comedy #Movies #Film
https://t.co/Gp6xOMTXgG

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

Our new episode is live! This week, Jim decided to settle the tie with the worst film title imaginable. Classic Jim. Listen out for - 2000's nostalgia, Morgan Freeman breakdancing and the rise and fall of John Travolta. #Podcast #PodernFamily #Movies #Film
https://t.co/9HoOvXUCus

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

Our new episode is live! This week, Jim was very tired and we all know what that means... nothing. It's still just us being stupid.
Listen out for - Yawning, an on-the-spot theme song and a Phase One classic. #Podcast #PodernFamily #Movies #Comedy #Film
https://t.co/2EDdtE3iZI

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

Our new episode is live! I actually forgot to post last week's episode but it does exist so maybe check that out too.
Listen out for - DANGER MAN!, Gary OLDman and Jim absolutely bottling it. #Podcast #PodernFamily #Movies #Comedy #Film #TheSixthSense
https://t.co/E3A1xnEyZr

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

Our new episode is live! This week, Kyle and Jim take on an action classic and it all goes wrong.
Listen out for - Michael Caine gone wrong, Christian Bale: Punisher and some horrifying merch. #Podcast #PodernFamily #Movies #Comedy #Film #DieHard
https://t.co/IgiPq1S2SR

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

Our new episode is live! This week, Kyle challenges Jim and Callum to re-imagine an Oscar winning classic.
Listen out for - Liev Schreiber the lumberjack, John Wick's horse and a Sonic style do-over. #Podcast #PodernFamily #Movies #Comedy #Film #Gladiator
https://t.co/S7zZi4fo25

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

Our new episode is out now! Jim dropped this beauty of a title on us - you can probably imagine what happened.
Listen out for - Guns shaped like dicks, dicks shaped like guns, porn parodies and everything in between. #Podcast #PodernFamily #Movies #Comedy
https://t.co/GzkskXqJET

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

We made it! Two weeks in a row! It's almost like we're back to a regular schedule. Madness.
Listen out for - a body odyssey, cancelled Asda deliveries and the return of the film slam!
#Podcast #PodernFamily #Movies #Comedy #Film #Pixar #InsideOut
https://t.co/7Ip5ylGtyG

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

What's that? You thought we didn't make this show anymore? Well neither did we but here we are.
Listen out for - A new theme, Ryan Gosling's beard, Judy Dench cameos and some horrible accents.
#Podcast #PodernFamily #Movies #Comedy #Film #Pirates
https://t.co/00TCnfscl5

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

@AmishBMachine Paul Simon - Graceland 🙂

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@AmishBMachine
@D20Podcast
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#PodernFamily #Podcast #FF #FollowFriday

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

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[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

@thesinisterfish Finally managed to pick up my copy of Villagers! Can't wait to play it =). @kickstarter #BoardGames #Villagers

[The Alternate Timeline @AltTimeCast]

Our new episode is live! It's the last episode of Phase 1 (which we finally explain), so there's a lot to play for. Listen out for - pet detectives, detective pets, Shark Tale-gate and Tortoise McKellen. #Podcast #PodernFamily #Movies #Comedy #JimCarrey

https://t.co/dKLyZ7ZQIq