Jennifer Jewel

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

My TimeLine lookin like Obama Obama Obama Fuck Romney Obama Obama And some hoe talkin bout she lonely.

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

Ugly hoes favorite line: "I'm far from ugly..." I be like naw hoe, you closer than you think!

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

I hate when girls say "I'm single but my heart is taken" bitch, that nigga don't love you, hoe. Move on.

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

*showering* Not hot enough. *turns knob 1/16th of an inch* Satan himself pours out of the shower head and licks your back seductively.

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

3 reasons why I curse? 1.) Because I fucking want to. 2.) Because I fucking can. 3.) Because I don't give a fuck.

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

2 Chainz looks like an undecided ghetto painting.

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

Some hoes be attracted to the most stupidest things. "ouu girl he got tatts, a SnapBack, 22s and an iPhone"!

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

Why do some couples make their status "single" every time they fight. I don't put "orphan" when I get into fights with my parents.

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

You can pretend we are strangers, but I have seen you naked before

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

BASIC BITCH TWITTER NAMES: LICK my this, EAT my that, Roman numerals, pretty this , bad that , minaj this, monroe that or Barbie this.

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

Kanye West can say "I love pizza" and people will be like "he said I which means eye , and pizza is triangle .. ILLUMINATI!!!

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

Don't give me mix signals, just keep it real

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

I Hate Females Who Always Tryna Fight Somebody, Start Something, Or Just Hold Arguments<<< That Shit Ain't Cute It's Ratchet

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

Friday - High school football ?. .. Saturday - College football ?. .. Sunday - NFL ? Retweet if you love this time of the year!

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

I hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, All That Sh*

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

Don't "k" me you bitch

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

Niggas Be Bragging About Having Side Hoes . . . A Lot Of Y'all Niggas Be Side Niggas ....

[Jennifer Jewel @AltaWhitneykb82]

Mrs.Puff From Spongebob Hood As Fuck She Been To Jail Bout 10 Times