AltarShego

I wish I had a patent for the phrase “I feel like...”. I’d either be filthy rich or never hear it again. I’m ok with either.

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

Word of the day : Bitchery. Use that in a sentence pls… Delegating to avoid accountability is bitchery. 😑

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

ugggghh. trying to plan a trip with smokers … and you’re the only one that doesnt smoke 🫤😖🥵😑

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

Money will not fix this. It’s spiritual.

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

GeekSquad Rep: what happened? Me: Snapchat rabbit hole reveal disappointment. #snapchatrage #HouseOfTheDragon #Iwishihadadragon #gotmeagain #foolmeonce

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

Ohhh 🤨🧐 we only playing when you want to play? Got it 😑

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

Wohooo 🌴🌴☀️

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[AltarShego @AltarShego]

@KristyT and Jay vs. Solange on that elevator 🤣

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

Tiffany ate 👏🏾her 👏🏾azz👏🏾up! 🤣“time of death” is right…Tiffany was like… don’t try to stop the flood now. get ya mouth right before addressing me, I ain’t one of ya little friends ! #Oscars #TheLadyBlackUnicorn

[Never Beating Those Allegations @nice_two]

Tiff ate her up😂😂😂😂

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

Fashion Nova didn’t miss a beat 🤣#WillAndChris #WillSmith #JadaPinkettSmith #willsmithchrisrock

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

Saying “…that’s just how I was raised” is a condescending micro agression that incorrectly presumes those doing the raising were above reproach 😠Just say what you mean without taking jabs using an vacuous self-serving accolade. #IsaidWhatisaid #checkyouregos #freeyourmind

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

I keep hearing this so I might as well pass it along… 🗣IF you REALLY want to level up, your new life will require you to leave the old one behind.

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

Check out Lady Yvon's video! #TikTok https://t.co/FxOuWZKYsK

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

PSA: God has mercy, the universe does not. If your intentions/deeds aren’t aligned 4 good and not 4 ego - A hard head will make a soft ass. Just bcuz u can don’t mean u should. Verified too many times to ignore it. 💯 #mamasaid #wisdom #humbleorbehumbled

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

Pride is not the absence of shame. It’s the source. 🤯🤯🤯. Thank you Uncle Iroh. #avatar #PSAoftheday

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

PSA 🗣 trauma isn’t solely about the pain. It’s pain experienced alone (in a vacuum). Let someone help you heal. #IDKWNTHT #idontknowWhoneedstoHearthis #traumawarrior

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

I despise small talk - especially w ppl I know 😡. I’ve been doing the same thing I was doing since the last time you asked, unless I volunteer new information. So just say hey and keep it moving ... #introvertissues #learntoreadtheroom #speakwhenspokento #silenceisok

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

Mother is happy 😊

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Is this on network tv? What in the entire BET After Dark is going on here ????

[AltarShego @AltarShego]

He’s chill AF (📸: me)

[prince ☆ @Guiltysadist1]

I wanna smoke with king julien from Madagascar

[Big mama💛… @_bossbitch96]

i aint overplaying my part no more. ima fwy how you fwm.