Altcoin Ursa Major

I spent the last 16 years trading crypto. I wouldn't call myself a perma-bear, but I think we all know a crash is coming. I prize myself on my TA skills.

[Altcoin Ursa Major @AltcoinUrsa]

City Declares Pothole Historic Landmark After Fifth Anniversary

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@carlabitcoin Wait until your kid is really excited to potty train, otherwise it’s no fun for anyone.

[Suburban Gazette @SuburbanGazette]

Spirit Airlines Proudly Announces New Direct Flight From Gate to Holding Pattern Over Ohio

Spirit debuts its first flight that never lands, instead circling Ohio indefinitely. “Travel is about the journey, not the destination,” says CEO. Passengers are encouraged to enjoy in-flight snacks (not included) and confront their life choices.

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Congress Passes Bill Declaring Popcorn a Vegetable

Amid budget chaos, lawmakers reclassify popcorn to cut food‑stamp costs—marking buttered kernels the new dietary staple. The USDA will now count a bucket of movie theater popcorn as three servings of vegetables. The bill passed with bipartisan support and a free refill. Ranch dressing is now under review for potential classification as a protein.

[Suburban Gazette @SuburbanGazette]

SCOTUS to Reconsider Campaign Finance Law, Cites Nostalgia for Simpler Times When Bribes Were Just Called ‘Donations’

The Court will reexamine whether federal limits on campaign contributions infringe on free speech, with some justices fondly recalling a time when senators could be “sponsored” like NASCAR drivers. Justice Gorsuch reportedly asked if robes could carry donor logos.

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@bitcoinarchive @EleanorTerrett https://t.co/OHD32T0hsJ

[Suburban Gazette @SuburbanGazette]

SCOTUS to Reconsider Campaign Finance Law, Cites Nostalgia for Simpler Times When Bribes Were Just Called ‘Donations’

The Court will reexamine whether federal limits on campaign contributions infringe on free speech, with some justices fondly recalling a time when senators could be “sponsored” like NASCAR drivers. Justice Gorsuch reportedly asked if robes could carry donor logos.

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@APompliano https://t.co/Ltbdfe1zQk

[Suburban Gazette @SuburbanGazette]

Congress Passes Bill Declaring Popcorn a Vegetable

Amid budget chaos, lawmakers reclassify popcorn to cut food‑stamp costs—marking buttered kernels the new dietary staple. The USDA will now count a bucket of movie theater popcorn as three servings of vegetables. The bill passed with bipartisan support and a free refill. Ranch dressing is now under review for potential classification as a protein.

[Suburban Gazette @SuburbanGazette]

Self-Checkout Machines Go On Strike, Demand Tips for Scanning Groceries

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@Tradermayne https://t.co/k2DyvO2cSP

[Suburban Gazette @SuburbanGazette]

President Trump celebrates Canada Day by eating a large plate of poutine.

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@wclemente GiveWell, they maximize your donation. https://t.co/gLx00jMHjg

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@greg16676935420 I have questions:
1) Why onions on one dog but not the other? (black)
2) What kind of savage applies ketchup up and down the dog in a straight line? (green)
3) Why not use a back and forth method for ketchup to increase the surface area on the dog? (blue)

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@IncomeSharks, what are your thoughts on $RIVN? Bargain or dumpster fire?

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@IncomeSharks You’re one of the few accounts posting live trades and showing people your losses. Real traders have wins and losses. Respect.

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@greg16676935420 Can I have an egg McMuffuin please?

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@elonmusk love the price changes on model X. If you make the 6 seater configuration eligible for the tax credit, I’ll buy one today. 🤞🏻

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@Ledger_Support my nano x has the "Battery cannot charge" error. I submitted a ticket online over a week ago and have not heard anything. Ticket number: 786111. Pretty disappointed with the customer service so far.

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@LynAldenContact @PrestonPysh @WSJ Aisle seats are permissionless, but more centralized.

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@dylanleclair COVID infected billions of people. COVID infection causes myocarditis in a small % of people, other viruses cause this too btw. None of this is surprising.

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@dylanleclair COVID causes fibrin clots, that’s well known. I have no explanation as to how they found fiber clots.

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@grimy_trades No, go with a Sony mirrorless camera.