AlterEgo Tags

Last Game 3/31/20 ◼️formerly Tuesdays at 10am PT/1pm EDT. Hosted by @sckswithsandals & @klf113▪Created by @Miacortesse▪Part of @HashtagRoundup

[AlterEgo Tags @AlterEgoTags]

We’ve had so much fun playing with you, for over 2 years!
#OnMyWayOut I’ll pause & remember all the great games we had with you all.
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[Schwartz Trainee Michael @Sckswithsandals]

Don’t forget to stop and enjoy what’s around you occasionally.

[Schwartz Trainee Michael @Sckswithsandals]

Even my fortune cookie is reminding me to social distance.

[kristen @klf113]

Covid-19, the IRS and my boyfriend are all competing to see who can fuck me the most

[kristen @klf113]

I’ve NEVER depended on the kindness of strangers, but it IS a pleasant surprise when it happens

[kristen @klf113]

Sext so good it melts my phone battery and I have to beg for mercy at the Apple store

[kristen @klf113]

When I say “get behind me Satan!”, it’s because that’s my favorite position

[kristen @klf113]

Another casualty of COVID-19:
my creativity

[kristen @klf113]

You stubbed your biggest toe
And spilled your cup of Joe
You’re feeling pretty low
Remember EA Poe

Nevermore!

Now you know
Just go with the flow

[kristen @klf113]

“This water looks like the Little Mermaid threw up!”
-overheard at the beach

[kristen @klf113]

Do you think this coronavirus thing is “overblown “ and “just the flu”?
Do you hate wearing a mask and think you’re a cool rebel because you won’t do it?

You might just be a Covidiot!

Click here to L͟e͟a͟r͟n͟ ͟m͟o͟r͟e͟.

[kristen @klf113]

Twitter girls are out here singing the Oscar Mayer song about their vaginas,
and I’m just thinking about lunch

[kristen @klf113]

Wake up, you need to make money!

[kristen @klf113]

Laughter is the best medicine, especially when it’s directed at Twitter trolls

[kristen @klf113]

A long time ago, we used to be friends
But I haven’t thought of you lately at all*

- me, to Broadway

*lying

[kristen @klf113]

Twitter, do your thing!

Twitter:
Format tweet of the day
Pineapple pizza
Coffee!
Porn
Weed
Politics

No, NOT those things!

[kristen @klf113]

My Facebook profile says I’m a “psychic empath magician artist actress writer at Microsoft”,
and people BELIEVE IT.
Of course I can comprehend that people are too stupid to wear masks.

[kristen @klf113]

Hey food bloggers who make me read through a 1500 page novel just to get to the damn recipe...

ᶠᵁᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵁ

[kristen @klf113]

I know he’s my sole mate by the way he rubs my feet

[kristen @klf113]

Big shoutout to my support system for helping me get through being so sick with Covid-19, and for continuing to support me as I deal with lingering symptoms 80 days later.
Netflix, Hulu and Disney+, thank you for always being there!

[kristen @klf113]

If all lives matter, why are you still killing spiders Karen?