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Top kangaroo judge defends Williamson verdict following public criticism
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Concerned Parliament puts comforting arm around May, tells her everything will be ok before packing her off to new home in the House of Lords #comedy #satire #politics #uk #EU #Brexit #May #conservatives #news #parliament #Europe
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May to seek Blair advice on best way to ignore popular petitions and demonstrations #comedy #satire #PeoplesMarch #May #Blair #politics #EU #Europe #Brexit #conservatives
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McLeish considering picking Nicola Sturgeon up front to prevent Scotland crashing out of Europe following Kazakhstan defeat #comedy #satire #football #sport #EURO2020 #KAZSCO #SNP #Sturgeon
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May’s populist strategy fails due to PM’s widespread unpopularity #comedy #satire #May #Brexit #politics #UK #Europe #EU #conservatives
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Trump claims Germany being controlled by Russia, admits he doesn’t understand irony
https://t.co/OGLlKzWh9q #satire #comedy #news #Trump #NATO #politics #world #Merkel #Germany #Russia #USA

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Daily Express spontaneously combusts after popular royal marries mixed-race feminist
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Russia insist Putin’s twatishness is western false flag operation
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Outraged Twitter mob to wrap Christmas presents in self-righteous indignation
https://t.co/CmO68u51WN #satire #comedy #news #uk #lifestyle #socialmedia #twitter #christmas

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Public inquiry fails to uncover what May actually stands for
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Brexiteers claim Bayeux tapestry is actually secret EU manifesto
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Ikea founder’s funeral descends into chaos after coffin falls apart due to missing screws and badly-attached lid
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Boris Johnson to replace Prince Philip as UK’s official offender of foreigners
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Under-fire NFL to cancel Super Bowl after Patriots and Eagles reach championship game
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Confident May looks to build on cabinet reshuffle by putting lipstick on every pig in Britain
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Traditionalists lament lack of annual Black Friday punch-up due to rise of internet shopping
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Conservative HQ to ban ministers from taking holidays following Patel resignation
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Mrs Brown’s Boys accused of comedy evasion
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After dodging taxes, wealthy look to again prove Benjamin Franklin wrong and avoid death
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New organisation set to protect NHS from Jeremy Hunt
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