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The twisted side of Disney fandom ✨

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Me: Forgets to flush

My dog:

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Nala was the real hero. If she hadn’t dragged Simba’s lazy ass back, he’d have just hakuna matata’d his life away in the jungle while the Pridelands burned.

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Humans in the Toy Story world whenever the toys are alive right next to them

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Vanellope is 9-year-old me thirsting after Ariel while watching The Little Mermaid

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Disney: "We make family friendly content"

Also Disney:

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The look of disappointment on Shang's face when his cute lil twink turned into some chick.

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In The Lion King, Shenzi, the female hyena, is the dominant and smartest of the three main hyenas. In real life, female hyenas lead the pack, while males are followers and are treated poorly. Their hierarchy is based on real-life hyena traits.

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Inside Out 2 (2024) casually reveals that Riley has one of the seven deadly sins in her mind.

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A friendly reminder that Rapunzel’s parents agreed to have Eugene hanged for stealing the crown.

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Me imagining my dad as a baby

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After watching Luca, I realized that the movie finally gave us something Disney and Pixar hadn’t made in several years—a straightforward villain. Not a plot twist villain or an antagonist with a redemption arc, but a truly heartless villain who remains bad from beginning to end.

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The random witch from Beauty and the Beast is about to make someone else’s life a living hell.

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Belle: “There goes the baker with his tray, like always!”

Baker: “There goes Belle, singing her daily mean song about us!”

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Gen Z thinks they know dance moves from tiktok but they never learned the best move of all, The Perfect Cast.

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Sure, death is scary… but do you remember the monkey from Toy Story 3?

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Do you guys ever think Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane? Or he was clappin' gorilla's cheeks?

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Asking my man for water because I'm unable to move once my blanket is on me

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"Pain does change people." 🥀

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When you’re low-key starting to think that someday your prince might not come

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In The Incredibles 2, the painting in Helen's hotel room illustrates her feelings of loss.