Alt-WE

We stand by 3 Core Pillars: Wellness, Well-Drinks, & Freeing Tucker

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Total loser, WE-Supporter @JFCarterVT - Couldn’t win even whilst cheating. Sad! @JimBO, how bout a WE Moment for this chap?

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BREAKING: Student removed from WE housing for alleged “inappropriate coloration of an appendage” per WE Source close to JimBo. More to come. #BluePenisGate @VermontCynic

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Need we say anything..? #UnhingedJimBo https://t.co/WXiow820U8

[College Media Association @collegemedia]

Blue Penis Gate: Wellness Environment Investigation. A penis made out of sticky notes could cost students their housing assignment. An interesting read from @VermontCynic. https://t.co/zajxfst4OU #collegemedia

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The only email better than a Gary Derr email

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Great news for WE kids. #FutureTooBright https://t.co/qBANiMA3GC

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Middle-aged VIRGIN men 'have HALF the risk of catching prostate cancer compared to sexually-active males' https://t.co/varqCn0PwL

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Counterpoint: Big Jimbo’s waistline and drinking habits 🤷🏼‍♂️🍻

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Keep it Groovy UV M

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*When you live in WE and your roommate admits to trying their first beer*

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RT - Spread the word.

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Quite the endorsement.

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A live look into CCRH.

[CNN Communications @CNNPR]

@realDonaldTrump It's not CNN's job to represent the U.S to the world. That's yours. Our job is to report the news. #FactsFirst 🍎

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Yuuup.

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@RoroButler A classy move

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News that matters for our troubled times, courtesy of @VermontCynic https://t.co/qQRaBmseWv

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Gary Derr knows, Saturday’s are for some WEllness Light. 🍻

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