Alts Allocator

Alts Allocator. Work in private equity / real estate / venture capital / private credit industry. Interested in friendly banter with the investment community

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@kwp1039 This isn’t homeschooling. It’s called unschooling where parents teach their children only what they want or what children are interested in. I was homeschooled and we had a curriculum stronger than most public schools.

These people are just plain idiots.

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People who locked in a 15-yr fixed mortgage at 2.25% in 2020.

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People who locked in a 30-year fixed mortgage at 2.69% in 2021

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@mkobach I finally changed my number. Was up to 50 a day.

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@AmericanAir @united now would be great marketing to go the other direction from @delta. Add drink/snack selection when completing your check in. Have snacks available as you’re walking down the tarmac. You’ll know what everyone wants to drink and can quickly provide in flight.

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@JetSetToOnSet @YahooNews Wear and tear on the equipment and staff? Oh no, the beverage cart gets used more! What is the crew keeping us “safe” from? Your job is to provide service or maybe we should just cut your pay back. How’s that sound?

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@Pejuola_a I rock with you. Been needing this in my life for so long.

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@LJ88898 @42Cyc @KingHenry_2 Does the King have a ring? #SitThisOneOut

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@NoLimitGains “Half the people who wanted out couldn’t get out” - This is categorically false. Evergreen funds such as BlackRock’s operate under a pro rata structure for redemptions, meaning that when gates go up as they did (5%), all investors are subject to this. Redemptions get a haircut.

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@dominos your pizza used to be great. Now you’ve just become a premium Little Caesars pizza. Worst experience I’ve had. Hardly any sauce, tastes like cardboard. Your standards have gone down considerably.

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@HighyieldHarry Don’t you work at a PE shop where you make so much, they essentially expect you to pay for your HC? $1K seems pretty steep though.

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@DailyLoud This is classic A Time To Kill movie (but reverse)… close your eyes and read off every charge. Now imagine that Jesse Mack Butler was black. He’d get a max sentence. This is the definition of white privilege and it’s disgusting.

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@feyi_xv Congrats. Know the emotion behind seeing that final pass. Crying is acceptable! lol

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@FOS ESPN needs McAfee. McAfee doesn’t need ESPN. He built his brand organically and energized young sports fan who were frankly tired of the non-innovative old guard that is bitching at his ‘diva-like’ response. #CryMeARiver

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@thefinstailgate We’re watching AB 2.0 (calm edition). #CTESPN

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@TheDealMakerGuy Most of the industry would disagree on this. LMM-MM strategies, have been more disciplined, often specialize in a particular segment and typically can acquire companies at lower multiples relative to the large cap players. They have more flexible exit opportunities as well.

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@junkbondinvest

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@LeylaKuni @HighyieldHarry This is already playing out in real time.

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@AlHemmingsen Those went out just this past week. 🤣

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@AllocatorJobs @UTAustin @UNTsocial @UHouston @UTArlington @TexasTech @txst @UTSA @UTPA @UT_Dallas @UTEP @SamHoustonState @BlinnCollege @LamarUniversity @TarletonState @txwomans CIO role for under $150K?

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@Breaking911