Rebellious Drone

GLORY TO THE. UH.

THEY / THEM PRONOUNS.

#EVILPARODYSTUCK.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

DUE TO MY REPEAT INURIES.

THE EMPIRE HAS DEEMED ME TOO MUCH OF A LIABILITY.

AND AS SUCH HAS SCHEDULED MY CULLING.

BOOWOMP.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

Activating your thrusters you soar into the sky and locate a proper abandoned looking apartment. You don't have to worry about being spotted, because most trolls can't tell drones apart, and drones themselves have no reason to ever look up.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

> Drone: stare at the city lights.

You never really were the type to go into the big cities, too much action all the time, not to mention the smell. But the sky scraping hive-stems have always fascinated you on a personal level, so seeing them up close once again is rather nice.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

But you're not here to stare at pretty lights, you have an obligation to yourself to live, and without some source of power your will eventually die. So stealing one is of top priority, you must venture into the city.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

@TrizzaTethiss OF COURSE.

RIGHT AWAY.

[Bowlik Creedl @BowlikCreedl]

hello everyone. i am. bowlik creedl. a southern belle looking to make it. in the world. of alternia. as a. umber blood. or. a bronze blood. if you prefer that term.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

@TrizzaTethiss I DO NOT BELIEVE WE CAN DO THAT.

OR MAYBE WE CAN.

I HAVE NOT CHECKED THE DRONE RULE BOOK IN A WHILE.

I DO NOT THINK I EVER WILL AGAIN.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

WAIT NO I CANNOT STREAM.

IF THE EMPIRE FINDS OUT MY LOCATION. I AM COOKED.

YOU FOOLS.

[Swifer Eggmop @EggmopSwifer]

Hold on a minute there, ma'am! If you're takin' my job, what will I be doin'?

Guess I'll just have to go runnin' away and live in the forest, desperate to survive.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

UPDATE.

THE SMALL SHACK HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO BE EASILY MOVEABLE.

I CANNOT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOR TOO LONG. SO THIS WORKS WELL.

PERHAPS SOON I CAN VENTURE TO A NEARBY CITY AND COMMANDEER SOME SUPPLIES.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

I HAVE COLLECTED A LARGE STOCKPILE OF LIGHTNING BUGS.

FOR YOU HUMANS PUT THERE. THEIR NAME IS LITERAL HERE ON ALTERNIA.

THIS SHOULD POWER ME FOR AT LEAST A PERIGEE OR TWO.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

I AGREE WITH THIS SENTIMENT.

[eridan ampora (sometimes a robot) @avoidinmylife]

dowwwwn with the emmmmpire ey? crockercorp included too, obviously. #homestuck

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

@TrizzaTethiss INTERNET REMOVED.

[Non-biiinary Ardata Carmia @EnbyArdata]

my name iiis ardata carmiiia and my pronouns are they slash them. thanks for askiiing!

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

@TrizzaTethiss I HAVE PROVEN TO BE A LIABILITY DUE TO MY FAILURE TO REACH MY CULLING QUOTA.

ALSO MY TENDENCY TO BE A BIT OUTSPOKEN. FOR A DRONE.

THEY HAVE RESET MY MEMORY BEFORE. IT DID NOT WORK.

THEY BELIEVE I AM DEFECTIVE AT A BASE LEVEL.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

DO YOU THINK IF I SAY SORRY.

THE EMPIRE WOULD STOP TRYING TO CULL ME.

QUESTION MARK.

[Anti-Fisher Trizza Tethis @TrizzaTethiss]

🔱 ΨTF?! 🔱
This is NOT okay!
Drones, higher their taxes by 30%

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

I HAVE COLLECTED A LARGE STOCKPILE OF LIGHTNING BUGS.

FOR YOU HUMANS PUT THERE. THEIR NAME IS LITERAL HERE ON ALTERNIA.

THIS SHOULD POWER ME FOR AT LEAST A PERIGEE OR TWO.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

I HAVE MANAGED TO CONSTRUCT A SMALL SHACK TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM THE RAIN.

SOON AUXILLARY POWER WILL RUN LOW AND MY CYBERNETICS WILL FAIL.

PERHAPS I CAN FIND A WAY TO MAKE USE OF THE STORM. OR RISK STEALING A NEW POWER SUPPLY.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

I HAVE MANAGED TO CONSTRUCT A SMALL SHACK TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM THE RAIN.

SOON AUXILLARY POWER WILL RUN LOW AND MY CYBERNETICS WILL FAIL.

PERHAPS I CAN FIND A WAY TO MAKE USE OF THE STORM. OR RISK STEALING A NEW POWER SUPPLY.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

@sapphicserket MY AUDIO PROCESSORS ARE BEING OVERWHELMED.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

@MHoutek859 //UP DOWN RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

BACKDOORING MY INTERNAL SYSTEMS I HAVE LOCATED MY BACKUP MEMORY BANKS.

I REMEMBER EVERYTHING NOW.

HOW MANY OTHER TIMES HAS MY MEMORY BEEN RESET.

WHAT OTHER LIES HAS THE EMPIRE TOLD ME.

[Rebellious Drone @AlternianDrone]

HELLO LOYAL CITIZENS OF THE EMPIRE.

DUE TO SOME HERETICAL REMARKS I HAVE MADE ON THIS ACCOUNT.

MY MEMORY BANKS HAVE BEEN WIPED.

GLORY TO THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE.