Zander Altman

Way out there, over the rainbow, monkeys die; Gorillas are forever. (RP)

[Union Grand Prix @Union_GP]

UGP 24: ROZIER vs VOLKOV

🗓️ January 17, 2021
🏟️ Olympic Stadium
📍 Moscow, Russia
📺 @BattlegroundNet

🔗🔽
https://t.co/kipQwxvPaC

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

People callin' for my head... they funny.

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

Hello Darkness, I brought Whiskey!

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

Welp, I might get my bell rung for a second time... we at it!

[Union Grand Prix @Union_GP]

BOSS FIGHT XX: SANTOS vs REED

🗓️ July 26, 2020
🏟️ Pepsi Center
📍 Denver, Colorado
📺 @BattlegroundNet

FULL CARD:
https://t.co/8OsNMPU7u9

PRODUCTION SCRIPT:
https://t.co/HrkKsMWpKy

[Ape’s Mind @mnkywelldone]

Knock knock.
It’s Monkey.
Let me in.
Let me in.
Let me in.
Let me in.
Let me in.

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

@TheHand_OfFate Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! That was a good one! I hope your leg is not seriously hurt! Nothing but respect, my dude!

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

Got the shit punched out of us! Gotta give a better showin'!

[Union Grand Prix @Union_GP]

In the prelim main event, #4 ranked @TheHand_OfFate takes on #9 ranked @AltmanZander in a Heavyweight Bout.

Who Ya Got?

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

Last time out I got ringed. Now I face another guy who got hit by a truck in his last outing. Let's make it out of the first round and then go out and pitch a show where we kick some grown up bullies assess off! 🍻 @Union_GP @TheHand_OfFate

[Union Grand Prix @Union_GP]

BOSS FIGHT XVIII: KING vs McCALL

🗓️ April 26
🏟️ Minsk Arena
📍 Minsk, Belarus
📺 @BattlegroundNet

FULL CARD:
https://t.co/uOPwWZex2d

PRODUCTION SCRIPT:
https://t.co/y1id3w18Ea

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

I'm ready! Get me 'nother shot, man! @Union_GP

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

I fight! I live! No time to die!

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

Did someone got that Truck's license? I mean, sheesh.

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

LOL! Ouch!

[Union Grand Prix @Union_GP]

[On Tape Delay]

Now Playing on the @BattlegroundNet

BOSS FIGHT XVII: Robinson vs Wirman

PRELIMS
https://t.co/KY2YIg0c3F

MAIN CARD
https://t.co/nf5Jw3h2zi

[Union Grand Prix @Union_GP]

BOSS FIGHT XVII: SHOOTER vs REAVER

🗓 March 1, 2020
🏟️ State Farm Arena
📍 Atlanta, Georgia
📺 @BattlegroundNet

FULL CARD:
https://t.co/16cuKa3UI9

[Union Grand Prix @Union_GP]

Now Playing on the @BattlegroundNet

UGP 18: ROZIER vs CALABRESE II

MAIN CARD:
https://t.co/NfWoQZMe6J

PRELIMS ENCORE:
https://t.co/UN334iLEC2

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

@ElSuperCanuck Yes!

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

@ElSuperCanuck Monkeys die over the rainbow, Gorillas, Baboons, Mandrills, Orangutans and the like are like diamonds... forever.

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

@ElSuperCanuck

[Zander Altman @AltmanZander]

Gotta get a hair cut now