Ty

I'll be back tomorrow! I'll be back in the ballroom swingin'

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

Wow, it’s been a while. On that note…

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

Drop a heart, break a name. We're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team…

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

Via snap, I ask @BlakeAnderson Iowa’s greatest musical achievement, and without hesitation, he says:

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

A hospital!? What is it!?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now…

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

You get that? The whole store got the flu…

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

I may be dumb but I'm not a dweeb. I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem.

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

Have you ever tried to give your old man a hug but you weren’t sure how to do it or where to put your hands? That’s basically Greco Roman Wrestling.

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

@codykeels

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

Let’s all go down to Dumas Walker.

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

“We're going down, down in an earlier round. And sugar, we're going down swinging. I'll be your number one with a bullet….”

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

Yo, Dre! Kick in the bass!

[Drew Covert Walters @TireGuyDCW]

@Altmeyer_FI

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

Same old songs on a brand new stereo

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

Ditto! Lol. Thanks, @DKWTRANSPORT1. Let’s get a round in soon.

[#FIMotorsports @FI_MOTORSPORTS]

Thank you, @DKWTRANSPORT1! A proud partner of @FI_MOTORSPORTS and an even better friend. Excited to rep one of my new polos on the golf course.

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

Me trying to figure out my Sunday work load on a Saturday….

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

“Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.”

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

@brady_bets If this gets dented, then my hair just ain’t gonna look right.

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.

[Ty @Altmeyer_FI]

“My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in 15 years…”