Jordan Altug

siu microbiology | pre-vet

[Jordan Altug @AltugJordan]

The real #TigerKing

[alex @alex2sexyy]

i’d adopt a minion if i could

[ᵈ ʳ ᵘ ⁿ ᵏ @vodkatext]

i hate when teachers put “?” on graded work, bro idk what’s going on either

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

someone should invent a way to relax that isn’t spending thousands of dollars online shopping

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

y’all

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Everybody who says I look good is being honest. Everybody who is being mean is a hater.

[arlo @arlocado]

HERES TO MY BITCHES WHO USE TEA SPOONS FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE BIG SPOONS GIVE THEM BAD VIBES

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Andy trying to figure out what type of buzz he wants

[ryleigh denise @ryleighdenise]

sad? go tan
happy? go tan
annoyed? go tan

[not SVU 🦋 @livandorder]

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot

[Jordan Altug @AltugJordan]

@SteveCarell @rainnwilson pls

[emma ☀︎︎ @EmmaMary__]

Okay so HEAR ME OUT: I need max support for this shit... my sister has John Lennon’s self portrait tattoo on her back. Cute af. So I want... the self portrait of DWIGHT SCHRUTE or MICHAEL SCOTT! @rainnwilson @SteveCarell I need you to give me your artistic abilities plz & thx🤍

[Valeree Johnson @vbj1418]

Because life is brighter, funnier, and easier when we are together, happy valentines to the man who made me discover love. 🤍

[mymy ✨ @dreamchaserx__]

If Mario Kart had a mic, I’d be reckless “WHO TF THREW THAT BANANA BITCH” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂