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if i had a dollar for all the ... sure could use a dollar

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@TClark_1 Nah. A good girl would do that. Often. And vice versa.

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Being a seclude. Works for me

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Redemption song came on Pandora. 1 more bowl.

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I might be living in the wrong century.

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Started watching King of thrones. I want a sword.

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#EsuranceSave30

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Nice coat Maury wore to the #SuperBowl

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https://t.co/x2JB3QEUAJ can't believe I'm just now @youtube ing this video @TheRealDaftPunk I'm going to add so many views

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What's with the I need so many followers stuff?

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@jaysonnrm7014 @OMGisTED @OMGFunniest @RichKillian @OMGFFacts you all are on a probationary period that is very very not strict.

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@jaysonnrm7014 @OMGisTED @OMGFunniest @RichKillian @OMGFFacts wait a minute..? .. Sure

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@APRICEOFFICIAL what are you up to?

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@alexhandriamunt what are you up to?

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I'm not reinventing myself. I like myself. I'm just putting a mustache on

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I saw my dogs swarming a spot in the yard. I called them to me and let them inside. That critter was playing opossum. What ever it was.

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says I have two followers.

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I forgot I made this account.

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I'm gonna go ahead and start drinking. Oops.. started 4 shots ago

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In my dream fights I punch the fuxk out of people but they don't get hurt.