Alty

He/Him/Cub PDX Ursian. Lewder then usual, Please be 18+ upon following.

[Alty @Altybear]

I just wanna rub bears and not do paperwork to justify it....

Please, im only like 40% sure why my methods work. I dont want to have to explain it to scammers(insurance) so i can hopefully get paid.

[Alty @Altybear]

What are your major motivations in life?

[Alty @Altybear]

Does anyone have any questions about petplay that I can shed some light on?

#petplay #lgbtq #lgbtqkink #pdxpetsandhandlers #kink

[Alty @Altybear]

Hope Yall have been doing well!

[Alty @Altybear]

2 New Jobs
1 New Board of Directors
0 Spoons for Masking

2024.
The year of 'Fuck It, We Bark'

[Alty @Altybear]

TIL my work has been taxing my tips because its the only thing the owner can use as a write off in this industry....

[Alty @Altybear]

Finally managed to get into therapy. Been looking forward to this for weeks.

[Alty @Altybear]

I propose that any recorded profit from major corps is now the 'free fund' for what can be taken at no charge. After all. Theyve already gotten the money for it.

[miikesobi @miikesobi]

MINOTAUR (1/6)

[Alty @Altybear]

Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus
And
Nonbinaries are from Neptune

[Alty @Altybear]

I enjoyed being a healer so much in games I went on to learn how to be a massage therapist.

Now if you sass me I'll just show you how tight your IT band really is!

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿COACH BOAR🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PowerBoar]

If we're fucking, I'm not putting any expectations on you.

Can't get it up? NO PROBLEM!
Can't finish? NO PROBLEM!
Too tired? NO PROBLEM!
Wanna use a toy/finger? NO PROBLEM!
Wanna skip sex and get food? NO PROBLEM!

You get the point. I don't meet people expecting anything.

[Alty @Altybear]

@savanniwolf Lemme know if ya find any good ones!

[Alty @Altybear]

Wed farmers market is real cute. I picked up some new soap and some candles. This place is popping. I'm looking forward to coming back next week with an actual shopping list

[Alty @Altybear]

@BackdoorBoar @AltybearOF Today on Alty learns a thing!

[Alty @Altybear]

It's been a fun past couple of months. I'm real excited for everything coming up too! Gonna go to a prom dance party with my boyfriends, new classes for PDXPaH, school is going great, excited for Bridge City Bears Shenaniganary, 2023 let's fucking goooo!

[Alty @Altybear]

@The_Joshiah Sending bonuses to your con save!

[Alty @Altybear]

Gods, I'm going to school part time and it's been a pain in the ass getting and keeping a job this year. Burnout really is real isn't it.

[Alty @Altybear]

I got lotsa compliments on my harness at work tonight

**Happy Bear Noises**

[Alty @Altybear]

I fucking hate the number of Twitter push notifications I get daily.